Reggie McFadden - Shopping

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 12/14/1998
  • Views: 8,183

There are too many gay men working at The Gap. (2:44)

I HATE SHOPPINGIN THE MALL, 'CAUSE...

YOU KNOW.

SECURITY GUARDS ALWAYSFOLLOW ME AROUND.

YOU KNOW, AND THE WORST PARTIS WHEN I'M LEAVING

LIKE, IF I DON'TBUY SOMETHING...

THE CLOSER I GET TO THE DOOR,I START THINKING TO MYSELF

I'M LIKE, "OH, GOD, I HOPEI DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING."

HE BE LOOKING AT ME...

WENT INTO THE GAP, TOO.

THERE ARE TOO MANY GAY PEOPLEWORKING IN THE GAP.

I'M NOT HOMOPHOBICBUT I AM A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE

WITH A GAYFITTING ROOM ATTENDANT.

THAT DUDE SCARESTHE ( BLEEP ) OUT OF ME.

"HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?"

"COME THIS WAY."

YOU KNOW, HE'S PEEKINGOVER THE PARTITION.

"IS EVERYTHING FINE?"

YOU KNOW

BRINGING ME THINGSI DIDN'T ASK FOR.

"TRY THESE ON.

THESE ARE YOUR COLOR."

"CAN I GET SOME PRIVACY, MAN?"

"I NEED TO SPEAKTO THE MANAGER."

"YES, I'M THE MANAGER."

EVERYWHERE YOU GO, GAY...

GAY PEOPLE LIKE TO TALKTO ME, TOO.

THEY ALWAYS FEEL

THAT THEY HAVE SOMETHINGTO COMPARE TO, YOU KNOW.

THEY'RE ALWAYS COMPARINGTHEIRSELVES TO BLACK PEOPLE.

"I UNDERSTANDWHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.

"I DEAL WITH THE SAME TYPEOF PREJUDICES

THAT YOU GO THROUGH EVERY DAY."

I'M LIKE,"GET THE ( bleep ) OUT OF HERE.

I DON'T REMEMBER SEEINGYOUR ASS ON THE PLANTATION."

"IT'S SO HOT OUT HERE."

♪ "SWING LOW...

♪ SWEET CHARIOT."

I DON'T REMEMBER HEARING ITSUNG THAT WAY.

I WENT TO, UH, I WENTTO MY FAMILY REUNION RECENTLY.

I HAD A COUSINCOME OUT THE CLOSET

AT THE FAMILY REUNION.

YEAH.

YOU KNOW,EVERYBODY WAS SITTING AROUND

EATING FOOD, RIGHT?

EVERYONE WAS EATING FOOD

AND MY COUSIN STANDS UP

AND GOES,"I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW

"THAT I AM GAY

AND I'M PROUD OF IT."

YOU KNOW,AND EVERYONE GOT QUIET

EXCEPT FOR MY GRANDMOTHER.

YOU KNOW, SHE'S, SHE'S 87.

SHE'S SITTING AT THE HEADOF THE TABLE, RIGHT?

AND SHE LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS,"BOY, WHY YOU HAVE TO BE GAY?

CAN'T YOU JUST ( bleep )WOMEN UP ( bleep )?"

AND THE FUNNY THING ABOUT ITWAS THAT HE ACTUALLY STOPPED

TO THINK ABOUT IT, TOO,YOU KNOW, LIKE...

I COULDN'T BELIEVE HE CAME OUTTHE CLOSET AT THE REUNION

'CAUSE THAT'S NOT COMINGOUT THE CLOSET ANYMORE.

THAT'S COMING OUTTHE APARTMENT.

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