Who's Getting Fired?

  • Season 2 , Ep 6
  • 10/25/2011
  • Views: 23,816

Jillian checks Alice's email to see which TelAmeriCorp employees will be fired. (1:40)

ALL THE NAMES CAME IN.

- OH, HERE WE GO, BABY.

WHO'S GETTIN' CHOPPED?

JILLIAN-STYLE.

- OKAY. CLINT.

- UH-HMM, YES.- YEAH.

- GARTH.- THAT MAKES SENSE.

- LOIS.

- OH, THE BIG STINK.

- OH.

- AND ADAM.- HMM?

- WHO?

- DEMAMP. OH.

- I'M--I'M CONFUSED.

- WAIT, I'M FIRED?

- NO.

- GOOD.

- YOU'RE GOING TO BE FIRED.

- [bleep]

- [bleep]

ME!

JILLIAN, HOW MANY TIMESHAVE I SAVED YOUR LIFE, HMM?

- I DON'T KNOW...SIX?

- NEVER!

AND IN NEVER WILL NOW BECAUSEI THOUGHT WE WERE WORK FRIENDS

AND THEN YOU FIRE ME.

AND THEN YOU FIRE MELIKE A COLD-BLOODED ROBOT.

YOU'RE LIKE,"YEAH, YOU'RE FIRED!"

- I WAS JUST DOINGWHAT YOU TOLD ME TO DO.

- [fake laughs]

SINCE WHEN HAVEYOU LISTENED TO ME?

I JUST TALK.

I JUST TALKTO HEAR MYSELF THINK.

NOBODY ACTUALLY LISTENS TO ME.

HEY, YOU KNOW,I'M JUST HERE TALKING AND--

WHY THE [bleep] ARE THERENO REESE'S PIECES?

- OKAY, ADAM...

- YOU SUCK REESE'S PIECES.

- HEY, YOU ARE STRESS-EATING.

GIMME THE CHIPS.

PLAIN POTATO CHIPS, REALLY?

YOU CAN HAVE ONE MORE.

NOW WERE CLOSING THIS.

UNREAL.

COME ON.

I'M SURE THIS IS ALLJUST A BIG MISTAKE.

LET'S JUST RELAX.

LET'S CALM OUR JETS.

- MY JETS ARE CALM.

BESIDES, ALICE IS THE ONLY ONETHAT CAN FIRE ME.

SO I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE

UNTIL I HEAR IT COMEFROM HER SWEET, PURSED LIPS.

- OKAY.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I DIDN'TWANT TO HAPPEN.

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