Louis Ramey - Homosexuals in the Military

  • Season 5, Ep 5
  • 07/29/2001
  • Views: 6,036

Louis is all for homosexuals in the military. (1:01)

BEEN TRAVELING TO MILITARY

BASES.

I'VE NOTICED THIS--

EVERY TIME I PLAY A MILITARY

BASE, THE SAME THING HAPPENS--

WE START DRINKING.

START TALKING POLITICS.

THEY BRING UP GAYS IN THE

MILITARY.

I ALWAYS TELL THEM THE SAME

THING-- I HOPE THEY PUT

THOUSANDS OF GAYS IN THE

MILITARY-- HUNDREDS OF...

MILLIONS!

WHOEVER WANTS TO GO--

PUT 'EM IN THERE!

IN FACT, IF I'M EVER IN

THE MILITARY, I WANT TO BE IN

AN ALL GAY PLATOON.

THE WAY I SEE IT, IF I'M IN A

FOXHOLE, AND I'VE GOT A GUN,

AND THERE'S A GAY GUY NEXT

TO ME, AND HE'S GOT A GUN,

MY THEORY'S PRETTY SIMPLE.

I WANT THE GUY COVERING MY ASS

TO THINK MY ASS IS PRETTY CUTE.

(LAUGHTER)

I WANT HIM FIGHTING FOR MORE

THAN JUST COUNTRY, HERE,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

IF I GET SHOT, I DON'T WANT

SOMEBODY GOING TO GO GET A

MEDIC-- I WANT THEM TO SAY...

(IN A GAY VOICE)

THEY SHOT LOUIS?

(MACHINE GUN SOUNDS)

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

YEAH, SEE, IF I'M MISSING

IN ACTION, CHUCK NORRIS MIGHT BE

BUSY THAT WEEK.

THEY CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS TO COME

FIND ME, I WANT TO HEAR--

(GAY VOICE)

GIRL, WE GOTTA GO GET HIM!

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAU

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