Rich Dicks - The Flatlining Universe

  • Season 3
  • 01/27/2015
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After the Rich Dicks have themselves temporarily killed, Aspen encounters another version of himself in the afterlife. (2:55)

- OKAY, SO, WE AREGOING TO INJECT YOU

WITH ENOUGH PROPOFOL TOTEMPORARILY KILL YOU,

BUT THEN WE'LL BRING YOUBACK WITH ADRENALINE

SO YOU DON'T HAVE ANY--

- OH, OH...NO SPOILERS,NO SPOILERS.

- AND ONE MORE THING...

YOU ARE NOT GOINGTO SUE US, ARE YOU?

- OH, NO. LITIGATIONIS FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS.

- ASPEN, YOU'RE GONNA LOVEDYING, IT'S HILARIOUS.

IT'S LIKE BEING JOHN MALKOVICH

BUT YOU DON'THAVE TO GO TO JERSEY.

AS LONG I CAN DISCOVER THE FIRSTLINE OF MY SCREENPLAY.

I'M DOWN FOR WHATEVS.

- OKAY. HERE WE GO.

- BYE.- BUH-BYE.

[heart monitor beeping]

- MMM.

[irregular beeping]

[sustained beep]

HELLUR?

DR. TODDS?

OH, A DOOR.

- OH, HEY, MAN.

- AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAFRAID OF YOU?

- I DON'T THINK SO.

I'M JUST, LIKE,HANGIN' AND BANGIN'.

I LIKE TO COMETO THE FLATLINING UNIVERSE

'CAUSE, LIKE, IT JUSTHELPS ME CONCENTRATE

ON WRITING MY SCREENPLAY.

- HONESTLY, IT'S, LIKE,REALLY EXCITING TO MEET

A FELLOW WRITER.

LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO,LIKE, GEEK OUT ON YOU,

BUT, LIKE,I'M A FAN.

- AND I'M JUST LIKE, "CHEERS."

- OH, MY GOD.

- I FEEL LIKE WHAT WE'RE BOTHTRYING TO DO IS, LIKE,

STAND ON THE SHOULDERSOF GIANTS.

LIKE TED TURNER, KUROSAWA...

- COEN BROTHERS.

DAVID FINCHER.

- OH, MY GOD,I LOVE DAVID FINCHER.

[both laughing]

- DO YOU WANT TO COME IN AND,LIKE, CHILL OUT?

- CHEERS.I WOULD LOVE TO.

- YEAH, THAT'S ONEOF THE MAIN CHALLENGES

TO WRITING THIS SCREENPLAY.

IT NEEDS TO BE FUNNYRIGHT AWAY.

- YEAH. IT'S GOT TO BE FUNNY.

BUT IT ALSO HAS TO,LIKE, GRAB YOU.

- YEAH.

- I LOVE STORY.

BUT THEN I'M ALSO LIKE,"I LOVE CHARACTER."

- I JUST FEEL LIKE

THAT FIRST LINEOF THE SCREENPLAY

PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE LIKE,"OH, LOOK AT THAT FIRST LINE."

LIKE, "WOW."- YEAH.

- I THINK WE SHOULDTAKE A BREAK.

I FEEL LIKE WE'VE DONEA LOT OF GOOD WORK,

AND I THINK WE DON'T WANTTO GET BURNED OUT.

SO, LIKE, LET'S JUST CHILL OUT.

- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

- I DON'T KNOW, DO YOUWANT TO JUST, LIKE,

YANK EACH OTHER OFFTO COMPLETION?

- DEFINITELY.

OH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?

IT'S LIKE A DOPPELGANG-BANG,ISN'T IT?

- STOP ACTING LIKE SUCH A LITTLEDICK AND JACK ME OFF,

YOU LITTLE BITCH.

GIVE ME A PEN AND PAPER.

I JUST WROTE THE FIRST LINEOF MY SCREENPLAY!

- PEN AND PAPER, PLEASE.

- THE WRITER'S BLOCK IS OVER!THE WRITER'S BLOCK IS OVER!

- UM, ASPEN, I DON'T KNOW HOWTO TELL YOU THIS, BUT, UH...

WENDY IS DEAD.

[sustained beep]

- FADE IN...

[dubstep music]

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