#HashtagWars - #KenBoneFacts

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Danielle Panabaker, Kurt Braunohler and Brian Posehn make an American folk hero out of on-the-fence voter Ken Bone. (2:51)

Now it's timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.

Let's begin.

-(cheering, applause)-It's time...

In this time of unparalleledpolitical divisiveness,

America has finally found a heroit can rally behind.

I'm speaking, of course,about undecided debate attendee

and living Pringles mascotKen Bone.

-(cheering, applause) -My newfavorite person in the universe.

Even Twitter's Momentsfeature, uh...

flat-out said, quote,

"Ken Bone isa national treasure."


I don't think so!

This guy is right up therewith Yellowstone National Park

and using donutsas hamburger buns.

I mean... check outKen's Facebook page,

where it turns outhe also plays Pokémon GO,

but he plays as Obi-Wan Kenboni.


I love you, Ken!


(grunts)I hope your Team Mystic, Ken,

but cut the red sweater--I think you might be Team Valor.

That's okay. We can crossbarriers and still be friends.

Uh... in fact, he's taking onlegendary status.

Like some kind of folk hero.

♪ Ken Bone.

(laughter, applause)

-(cheering)-Oh. How convenient.

We have a folk hero here.

So in honor of thissensible Paul Bunyan,

tonight's hashtag is#KenBoneFacts. #KenBoneFacts.

Examples might be:Ken Bone is the fraternal twin

-of every NFL assistant coach,and... -(laughter)

Ken Bone doesn't givemustache rides,

he gives mustache journeys.

(laughter, whooping, applause)

And here to help us outwith this game,

all the way from his homein Lizard's Thicket,

the thrice-divorcedsinger-songwriter,

Slim Whiteman is here!

(cheering, applause)


♪ Ken Bone.

All right, perfect.Thank you very much.

So I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.


Ken Bone owns over 1,000 DVD's,

but they're allof the movie Sully.

-All right.-(laughter)

♪ Ken Bone.

-(laughter)-All right.

-(applause, whooping)-Brian Posehn.

-Ken Bone's sleep apnea machinegets cable. -All right.

♪ Ken Bone


Ken Bone's sweater isn't red,

it just blusheswhen he wears it.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

(cheering, applause)

Brian Posehn.

When Ken Bone is stuck intraffic,

the "N" word he yells is nutmeg.

(Hardwick laughing)