SO THEN IT'S MY TURN,
AND, UH, I DON'T LOOKAT MY FRIEND KATIE.
I JUST FEEL HERJUST GLARING AT ME JUST LIKE,
"DON'T BE YOURSELFRIGHT NOW, BITCH!
THIS IS MY NEW LIFE."
AND SO I'M LIKE,
"OKAY, UM, FIRST OF ALL,BRIDGET,
THANK YOUFOR BEING SO BRAVE."
"UH, I'LL ADMIT THIS.
"IT'S KIND OFLIKE YOUR ICE CREAM THING.
I LET A CAB DRIVERFINGER ME."
[cheers and applause]
AND KATIE'S LIKE,
"THAT'S NOTHOW YOU PLAY, AMY."
I'M LIKE, "REALLY?'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'VE WON.
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