Amy Schumer - Not How You Play

Amy Schumer: Mostly Sex Stuff Season 1, Ep 101 08/18/2012 Views: 103,272

One of her friends doesn't like it when Amy Schumer reveals a big secret. (0:59)

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SO THEN IT'S MY TURN,

AND, UH, I DON'T LOOKAT MY FRIEND KATIE.

I JUST FEEL HERJUST GLARING AT ME JUST LIKE,

"DON'T BE YOURSELFRIGHT NOW, BITCH!

THIS IS MY NEW LIFE."

AND SO I'M LIKE,

"OKAY, UM, FIRST OF ALL,BRIDGET,

THANK YOUFOR BEING SO BRAVE."

[laughter]

"UH, I'LL ADMIT THIS.

"IT'S KIND OFLIKE YOUR ICE CREAM THING.

"UM...ONE TIME,

I LET A CAB DRIVERFINGER ME."

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

AND KATIE'S LIKE,

"THAT'S NOTHOW YOU PLAY, AMY."

I'M LIKE, "REALLY?'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'VE WON.