(Amy Schumer)Rachel, this isa big deal for you.
It's me presentingyour special.(Rachel Feinstein) Right.
(Amy)I know what you're wondering.
Do I feel likeI've paved the way for women?
Like, I mean...(laughing)
So where'd you get the--the, um, those strawberries?
You know what?I don't know.
People always just put, like,a ton of shit in my green room.
Right.It's so sweet.
What if I hada flower allergy?
I'm in heresneezing my dick off,
but luckily,they're beautiful and I don't.
What'd you get?
Uh, they gave me some ofthose sunflower seeds,
you see, in the pileover there.
And, um, they gave mea do-rag and some soup.
Oh, you should get flowersand expensive wine
and chocolates instead.
Yeah, it would be nice.
And I want togive you some...
But I'm just--I'm not knowing
how I'm gonna feelafter the show,
so I'm gonna have tohang on to these.
I'm so hungry.(strained) Yes, you are.
All right.Do I look perfect?
Have a great my-your special.Okay.