Not Very Loser

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 05/04/2011
  • Views: 58,752

Alice lets the guys hang out with Brad, but not before putting the fear of God into their boners. (1:14)

- THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL THING.- HA HA HA!

- I KNEW THAT.- I DIDN'T. I DIDN'T.

OKAY, YOU ARE GOOD. WE GOTTO WATCH OUT FOR THIS GUY.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING,B-RAD.

REAL DANNY BLAINE.IS IT DANNY? DAVID?

- IT'S DAVID.- DAVID BLAINE?

- IT'S DAVID.- DAVID.

- YEAH, JUST GIVE THEMTHEIR MONEY BACK, PLEASE.

- GIVE ME THAT.- THANKS, MAN.

- ANYWAY, UH, SWEETIE, I'M GONNABE WORKING LATE TONIGHT.

I HAVE AN INTERNATIONALCONFERENCE CALL. BRUSSELS.

- OH, HOMEOF JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME.

MUSCLES FROM BRUSSELS.- SHUT UP.

- THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL HIM.

- SO THERE'S SOME FROZENCALZONES

IN THE FREEZER.

AND, UM, I'LL BE HOME LATER.

- UGH, I'M TIREDOF BEING COOPED UP

IN YOUR STUPID WIDOW PAD!

- [snickers]

- BRADLEY, I TOLD YOUI AM NOT A WIDOW, OKAY?

I AM DIVORCED.

I AM AN INDEPENDENT WOMANIN THE PRIME OF MY LIFE.

- YOU'RE 35 AND ALONE.I RUN TRAIN ON CHICKS LIKE YOU.

- [whispers] OH, MY GOD.

- WHY DON'T I HANGWITH THESE NERDS?

- WHAT? OKAY, NO.

NO, BRADLEY, YOU DO NOT WANTTO HANG OUT WITH THEM, OKAY?

THEY ARE TOTAL LOSERS

- [scoffs] REAL LOSERS?COME ON.

WE HAVE A SWIMMING POOL.

WE--WE ALL HAVEOUR OWN ROOMS.

- WE HAVE AN AQUARIUM.A VERY SMALL ONE.

WE HAVE TWO WORKING TOILETS.- THAT'S NOT VERY LOSER, IS IT?

- IT'S SETTLED THEN.- YEAH, B-RAD.

- ALL RIGHT.- WHOO-HOO!

- [whistles]

- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

THAT DUDE DEFINITELY LOOKSAT PORN.

- IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE.HE DOES. I'VE CAUGHT HIM.

- OKAY, LISTEN TO ME,BRADLEY IS MY BROTHER

AND THE ONLY THINGIN THE WORLD THAT I LOVE.

HE'S LIKE THE CHILDI WILL NEVER HAVE.

SO I WANT YOU TO GO AGAINSTEVERY INSTINCT

YOU MAY HAVE TONIGHTAND NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID.

- NO.- ROGER THAT.

- YEAH. BECAUSE IF YOU DON'TBRING HIM BACK SAFE AND SOUND,

I'M GONNA EAT YOUR BALLSFOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW

WITH MY GRAPE-NUTS.

THEN I'M GONNA MURDER YOU.

THEN I'M GONNA FIRE YOU.

OKAY. HAVE FUN.

- [whispers] SHE JUST PUTTHE FEAR OF GOD

INTO MY BONER.

- FEAR-ECTION.

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