Trip to Tijuana

  • Season 6 , Ep 6
  • 07/22/2010
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While in Tijuana, Bender searches for the factory where he was built. (2:10)

(train whistle blows)

(whooping)

We did it!

12 straight hours of limbo.

I haven't done thatsince my honeymoon.

Hermes, Hermes, rememberthat flock of bats?

I sure do.

That was fun.

BENDER:Where are we?

I have no idea.

(both yelling)

(both grunt)

(both yell and groan)

Hey, we're just a stone'sthrow from Tijuana.

See?

(grunts)(thud)

MAN: Dios mio!

A rock has fallen herein the outskirts of Tijuana.

Is it withinthe city limit?

I think, yes.

Told you.

Hey, you wantto celebrate our escape?

Maybe grab a shot of tequila andtake in a big-league cockfight?

Sure. No, wait.

I was built in Tijuana.

Maybe Inspector Fivestill works there.

He better do some 'splainin'

before I mash upsome face guacamole.

He's Mexican,I'm Mexican.

Let me handle this.

Sus papeles, por favor?

Sí.

Ouch-o!

Here are our passports, visas,

and Homeland Securitypermission slips.

Notarized and starched.

Okay.

I also would have accepteda bribe.

Nice work,butterball.

You know, I wasin Italy last week.

(gasps)

My birthplace.It's closed!

There's not evena shrine to me

with a gift shop,selling piñatas of me!

End of theline, mon.

Come on, we can still catch atwi-night double-cockfight.

No, wait!

What's thatin the Mexican garbage?

Looks like a half-eatencheese diaper.

No, next to that.

(hooting)

A half-eatenemployee directory.

(both gasp)

BENDER:Inspector Five's home address!

His ass-ias is gracias!

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