I have some very important,late-breaking news to share.
-♪ -REPORTER: Taco Bell going nationwide
with its newest creation,
a taco shell made entirely out of fried chicken.
The chain says the shell of the Naked Chicken Chalupa
is made of white seasoned chicken-- the whole thing--
inside, lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar cheese,
and avocado ranch sauce.
Okay, America, uh...
what the (bleep)?
First of all,why is that a news alert?
Let's start there. Why...
It's like, "News alert!"(mimics news theme)
And then it's food?
Like, they made it seemlike that taco shot four people.
But, I'm sorry,this is how you know
America's got too much food.
You guys are putting food
in a container made out of food.
Even the Chick-fil-A cowis like, "Yo,
"I wanted you to eatmore chicken, but not like this.
Not like this. Not like this."
What's really unfair isthat when Taco Bell wraps a taco
in chicken, it's genius,
but when I put a chicken diaperon my nephew,
then, all of a sudden, I'mnot allowed to see him anymore.
I'm just kidding. I don't...I don't have a nephew.
That was a random kid I found.Anyway...