and near my housein Los Angeles
is a waterfall that I loveto take the wife and the kids--
and we got some dogs.We take them up there.
But it's also
near a sketchy neighborhood,so there's a lot
of gang membersthat hang out at the waterfall.
It's like somebodytook an Ansel Adams photo
and then puta Cypress Hill video inside it.
And at first,I got to tell ya,
it's scary'cause you don't really--
you don't expect to seegang members at the waterfall.
And we actuallywitnessed this.
This is a conversationthat we overheard
right when we got upthere for the first time.
We saw a gang member run up
to another gang memberwith something in his hand.
I was like, "Oh, my God.
"My familyis gonna watch somebody
get stabbed creek-side."
The guy runs up and goes,"Hey. Check it out.
It's a tree frog, homes."
Then the other guy says, "Howyou know it's a tree frog, bro?"
"I found itby a tree, stupid."
And everyone in my familyat the same moment went,
"Best waterfall ever."
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