Twayne's Tribunal

  • Season 1 , Ep 10
  • 10/20/2010
  • Views: 15,615

Callie addresses the Demonic Council with a retrospective of Twayne's bad deals. (2:01)

STUPID WORDS FROM A STUPID MAN.

- OH, YEAH.

- MR. BONE RAPER,

HOW MANY SOULS HAVE YOU ACQUIRED

IN THE PAST DEMON FISCAL YEAR?

- WELL, IT'S HARDTO KEEP TRACK, REALLY.

- ONE.

AND IT BELONGED TO A ONE

ANTONY WHISKERS,HOUSE CAT.

[audience commotion]

- [grunting]- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

- WE'RE ALL AWAREOF HIS MOST RECENT FAILURE.

SO I'D LIKE TO MOVE ON

TO SOME OFTHE OTHER BAD DEALS HE'S MADE.

- UH, I'LL SHOW YOU MINEIF YOU SHOW ME YOURS.

- DEAL.

- TA-DA.- TA-DA.

- OH.

[gunshot]- OH!

- MS. BONE RAPER,TWAYNE HURT HIMSELF.

- OH, MY GOD.YOU POOR MAN.

- IT'S TOTALLY COOL.

THEY GREW BACK.

[bumper clattering]

- LISTEN, BEFORE YOU SAY NO--

- YES.

- REMEMBER ME, TWAYNE?

[in girl's voice]I USED TO BE A LITTLE GIRL.

- SARAH, NO.

[gunshots and screaming]

HONESTLY, THERE'S NO WAY TOPREPARE FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

YEAH, THERE'S GONNA BEA TEN-MINUTE WAIT.

- I'LL GIVE YOU $500TO BE SEATED IMMEDIATELY.

ROOTY-TOOTY.

- FINALLY, I'VE LEFT THE MOSTDAMNING PIECE OF EVIDENCE

FOR LAST.

EXHIBIT A: MARK LILLY.

- HEY, THAT'S YOU.

SMILE.YOU'RE ON THE MONITOR.

- THAT THE BONE RAPERWOULD SELECT A YES MAN

LIKE MARK LILLY TO REPRESENT HIMAT HIS OWN TRIBUNAL--

A MAN WITH VIRTUALLY NOEXPERIENCE IN A COURT OF LAW--

IS TRULY REMARKABLE.

I ASK YOU,IS THIS THE ACTION

OF A BEING WORTHYOF THE TITLE OF DEMON?

THE PROSECUTION RESTS.

- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOINGTO CLOSE

WITH THE DRUMSAND SMUDGE POTS.

- I DECIDED TO GO ANOTHER WAY.

- SURE, I'VE ONLY BEEN AT ITFOR 2,000 YEARS,

BUT I DEFER TO YOU.

- UGH.

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