Richard Lewis - Intercourse Double

Bobby Slayton & Taylor Negron Season 1, Ep 0129 02/24/1992 Views: 4,081

With Richard, you're not losing an orgasm, you're gaining a friend. (1:56)

LEAVE IT TO SLATEN,HE MOCKED ME.

HE SAYS, "OH, YOU KNOW,YOU'LL NEVER GET MARRIED.

I HAVE A KID."

THIS FEAR OF INTIMACY THINGIS LIKE...

IT'S ALMOST A DISEASE,A PSYCHOLOGICAL DISEASE.

YOU KNOW,HE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME.

I KNOW YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.

YOU'RE STARING AT ME.

YOU'RE LOOKING AT MELIKE I'M A PSYCHO.

THE TRUTH IS I MAKE LOVE

I HAVE AN INTERCOURSE DOUBLECOME INTO BED.

"ALL RIGHT, PAUL,WANT TO TAKE OVER?"

AND THEN I, YOU KNOW,I JUST GO BOWLING OR SOMETHING.

I DON'T KNOW, I JUST, UH...

IT'S HARD, IT'S HARDTO GET CLOSE, YOU KNOW

AND THEN I COULDN'T, WELL...

TWO WEEKS AGOTHIS TREMENDOUS WOMAN--

PARDON ME, WE HAVE SOME PHLEGM,TABLE FIVE.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

YOU NEED TISSUES OR ANYTHING?

( laughter )

THAT WAS QUITE A PHLEGM DEAL.

IT'S ONE THING GOING:( clears throat )

BUT THAT WAS LIKE A CANNON.

( laughter )

I WAS WITH THIS WOMANA COUPLE WEEKS AGO.

I JUST COULDN'T DO IT.

I COULDN'T, AND I...

SO I TRIED TO MAKE AN EXCUSE.

I SAID, "HEY, IT'S NOTLIKE YOU'RE LOSING AN ORGASM

BUT YOU'RE GAINING A FRIEND."

TO ME THAT WASA NICE THING TO SAY.

ALL OF THIS INTIMACY BUSINESSAND COMMITMENT

WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT

BUT TRUE LOVEVERSUS INFATUATION.

WHEN YOU'RE AT A BARAND YOU SEE SOMEBODY

AND YOUR HEART STARTS TO POUND.

YOU GO, "OH, WOW,THAT'S IT FOR ME."

IT LASTS LIKE A WEEK.

BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY

THE GUY OR THE WOMANHAS SOME WOLF HAIR

GROWING OUTOF THEIR EAR, YOU KNOW.

IF YOU'RE MAKING LOVEAND YOU'RE HOT AND HEAVY

WITH, LIKE, A NEW PERSON,LIKE YOU'RE:

"I LOVE YOU, TAKE ME, WANT ME.

"BY THE WAY, TOMORROW CAN YOUCOME TO THE MENTAL INSTITUTION

AND VISIT MY COUSIN?"

IF THEY SAY, "NO,"YOU KNOW, FORGET ABOUT IT.

UH, I'M NOT SUREWHO TAYLOR IS RELATED TO