I'M MR.THERE'S-GOT-TO-BE-A-BETTER-WAY.

I'VE MADE BILLIONSFINDING PROBLEMS

AND SELLING SOLUTIONS,

SO I STARTED THIS CHARITY.

NOW I SOLVETHE WORLD'S PROBLEMS,

THE BIGGER, THE BETTER.

- [clears throat]

UH, MAYBE I COULD HELP TOO.

- YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO.YOU'RE JUST A JANITOR.

- TRUE, I MAY BEA LOWLY JANITOR, BUT--

- YOU'RE A TEMP. YOU'RE NOT--- YEAH, YEAH.

- "TEMP" JANITOR.THAT'S RIGHT.

BUT KEEP IN MIND,I HAVE TWO DEGREES:

A MASTER'SIN COMPLEX MATH PROBLEMS

AND A DOCTORATE IN THE TOUGHESTCHEMISTRY THERE IS, SO...

- RIGHT, I SEE THAT.- FRAMED.

GREAT, WELL,I CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED.

SO DOES ANYONEHAVE A PROBLEM HERE?

- WHEN I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH

MY FAVORITE MAGAZINETHIS MORNING,

CIGAR CHOMPER...

MMM, THAT'S A YUMMY CIGAR.

YES, THAT'S ME ON THE COVER.- VERY HANDSOME.

- LOOK INSIDE HERE.

I SAW THIS PHOTOOF A STARVING CHILD.

- OH.- LOOK AT THIS KID.

LOOK AT HIM!- YEAH, I DON'T GET IT.

THERE'S ALL THIS FOOD,

BUT NOT EVERYONEIS GETTING TO EAT.

THERE'S GOT TO BEA BETTER WAY.

- WELL, YOU GUYS ARE ALL EATING,SO YOU FIGURED SOMETHING OUT.

MARILYN,WHAT ARE YOU CHOMPING ON?

- OH, I'M ON THIS SPECIAL DIET

BECAUSE IT'S MY TIMEOF THE MONTH.

NO PUN INTENDED.

AND I'M EATING A--

- THERE WAS NO PUN THERE.- THAT'S NOT A PUN.

- I DIDN'T GET A PUN.

- I'M EATING A VAGINATION VAGINA MONOLOGUES ENERGY BAR,

AND IT IS AWESOME.

- JACK, WHAT DO YOU GOT IN--

SLOPPING IN YOUR MOUTHOVER THERE?

- UM, THIS IS A--

IT'S WHAT THEY CALL

A BURGY-BURGY CHICK BURGER.

IT'S A CHICKEN BURGER WITHTWO BEEF BURGERS AS THE BUN.

SO IT'S--IT'S GOOD.- DOES IT FILL YOU UP?

- YOU KNOW WHAT,IT DOESN'T DO THE TRICK, BUT--

- YOU NEED TO TOP IT OFF.

- YEAH, I TOP IT OFF WITH RANCHAND THEN SOME--

- IS THAT WHAT THAT BUCKET IS?

- YEAH, A BUCKET OF RANCH.

- YOU'RE NOT CLEANING.

- NO, IT'S JUST A BUCKETOF RANCH I USE--

- WHY ARE YOU DIPPINGYOUR MOP INTO IT?

- IT'S A TO-GO MOP.

[chomps]

[slurping]