I'M MR.THERE'S-GOT-TO-BE-A-BETTER-WAY.
I'VE MADE BILLIONSFINDING PROBLEMS
AND SELLING SOLUTIONS,
SO I STARTED THIS CHARITY.
NOW I SOLVETHE WORLD'S PROBLEMS,
THE BIGGER, THE BETTER.
- [clears throat]
UH, MAYBE I COULD HELP TOO.
- YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO.YOU'RE JUST A JANITOR.
- TRUE, I MAY BEA LOWLY JANITOR, BUT--
- YOU'RE A TEMP. YOU'RE NOT--- YEAH, YEAH.
- "TEMP" JANITOR.THAT'S RIGHT.
BUT KEEP IN MIND,I HAVE TWO DEGREES:
A MASTER'SIN COMPLEX MATH PROBLEMS
AND A DOCTORATE IN THE TOUGHESTCHEMISTRY THERE IS, SO...
- RIGHT, I SEE THAT.- FRAMED.
GREAT, WELL,I CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED.
SO DOES ANYONEHAVE A PROBLEM HERE?
- WHEN I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH
MY FAVORITE MAGAZINETHIS MORNING,
CIGAR CHOMPER...
MMM, THAT'S A YUMMY CIGAR.
YES, THAT'S ME ON THE COVER.- VERY HANDSOME.
- LOOK INSIDE HERE.
I SAW THIS PHOTOOF A STARVING CHILD.
- OH.- LOOK AT THIS KID.
LOOK AT HIM!- YEAH, I DON'T GET IT.
THERE'S ALL THIS FOOD,
BUT NOT EVERYONEIS GETTING TO EAT.
THERE'S GOT TO BEA BETTER WAY.
- WELL, YOU GUYS ARE ALL EATING,SO YOU FIGURED SOMETHING OUT.
MARILYN,WHAT ARE YOU CHOMPING ON?
- OH, I'M ON THIS SPECIAL DIET
BECAUSE IT'S MY TIMEOF THE MONTH.
NO PUN INTENDED.
AND I'M EATING A--
- THERE WAS NO PUN THERE.- THAT'S NOT A PUN.
- I DIDN'T GET A PUN.
- I'M EATING A VAGINATION VAGINA MONOLOGUES ENERGY BAR,
AND IT IS AWESOME.
- JACK, WHAT DO YOU GOT IN--
SLOPPING IN YOUR MOUTHOVER THERE?
- UM, THIS IS A--
IT'S WHAT THEY CALL
A BURGY-BURGY CHICK BURGER.
IT'S A CHICKEN BURGER WITHTWO BEEF BURGERS AS THE BUN.
SO IT'S--IT'S GOOD.- DOES IT FILL YOU UP?
- YOU KNOW WHAT,IT DOESN'T DO THE TRICK, BUT--
- YOU NEED TO TOP IT OFF.
- YEAH, I TOP IT OFF WITH RANCHAND THEN SOME--
- IS THAT WHAT THAT BUCKET IS?
- YEAH, A BUCKET OF RANCH.
- YOU'RE NOT CLEANING.
- NO, IT'S JUST A BUCKETOF RANCH I USE--
- WHY ARE YOU DIPPINGYOUR MOP INTO IT?
- IT'S A TO-GO MOP.
[chomps]
[slurping]