JB Smoove - New York City Hot Dogs

  • Season 2, Ep 4
  • 02/09/2012
  • Views: 1,328

JB Smoove finds it hard to deal with filthy ass hot dog vendors. (1:15)

THIS IS MY STOMPIN'GROUNDS, BABY.

I LIVE IN L.A.,RIGHT NOW.

WHEN I COME HOME, THOUGH,

THE FIRST THING I WANTIS A NEW YORK HOT DOG.

THAT'S THE FIRSTTHING I WANT.

YEAH, I LOVE THEMDAMN HOT DOGS, MAN.

I'M GONNA TELL YOUSOMETHIN', RIGHT NOW.

I LOVE 'EM TO DEATH.

I CANNOT WAIT TO GET MY MOUTHON ONE OF THEM DAMN HOT DOGS,

FROM THEM HOT DOG VENDOR.

[audience laughter]

IT'S JUST SO HARD TODEAL WITH THESE DUDES.

THESE ARE SOMEFILTHY-ASS DUDES.

[audience laughter]

THESE ARE SOME DIRTYBASTARDS, MAN!

YOU GOTTA JUDGE 'EM, MAN.

"YEAH, I WANT THE-I'M GONNAGET ME A DAMN HOT DOG.

"LOOK AT THISFILTHY BASTARD.

"OH, THIS DUDEDIRTY AS HELL!

"OH, MY GOD--LOOK AT THIS FILTHY-ASS DUDE!

"THIS DUDE AIN'T GOT NOPANTS ON-- WHAT THE HELL?

[audience laughter]

"AIN'T GOT NOGOD DAMN PANTS ON!

I SEEN ONE DUDE-- HIS BEARDWAS HANGING IN THE WATER.

[audience laughter]

"MMM!

"MMM.

"GIVE ME A DAMN HOT DOG!

"YOU DIRTY BASTARD!

[audience laughter]

"YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY!"

[audience laughter]

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