Carlos Alazraqui - Spaniards

  • Season 8 , Ep 10
  • 02/26/2004
  • Views: 4,398

Spaniards are the reason Latinos come in all different colors. (1:20)

Carlos Alazraqui: HEY, I'LL

HAVE YOU KNOW THAT LATINOS

COME IN ALL DIFFERENT COLORS.

WHY DO THEY DO THAT?

WHY DOES THAT HAPPEN?

'CAUSE MANY CENTURIES AGO THE

SPANIARDS, THOSE PASTY WHITE

FOLKS IN SPAIN GOT REALLY

HORNY AND STARTED SPREADING

THE SEED ALL OVER THE WORLD.

[LAUGHTER]

THEY WOULD SAIL OFF INTO A PORT.

[SHIPS HORN BLOWING]

"I AM FROM SPAIN.

WE WILL HAVE SEX AND YOU WILL

SPEAK MY LANGUAGE."

YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA!

[LAUGHTER]

[SHIPS HORN BLOWING]

"I AM FROM SPAIN.

WE WILL HAVE SEX AND YOU WILL

SPEAK MY LANGUAGE."

YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA!

[LAUGHTER]

[SHIPS HORN BLOWING]

"I AM FROM SPAIN."

[SHEEP BAYING]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THE SHEEP IS GOING--

MI COLITO MANUELE.

IDIOTI, LEAVE ME ALONE.

[LAUGHTER]

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