Owen Benjamin - Flirty Texts

Owen Benjamin: High Five Til It Hurts Season 1, Ep 101 06/28/2013 Views: 31,231

Owen Benjamin explains what he loves about ending text messages with "ha ha." (1:04)

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about the "ha, ha."

This is what I loveabout a "ha, ha."

You can say anything,and if you end it with "ha, ha,"

no one gets mad at you.Have you ever noticed that?

That's why it's so greatwith women.

A girl can be like,"What are you doing tonight?"

I'm like,"Thinking about you.

Ha, ha."And she's like, "Ha, ha."

I'm like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."And it's on.

You're just putting some spicein the stew, you know.

She's feeling it.You're feeling it.

But no one's really exposingwho they are yet.

Ha, ha.

You know?

And you're not really throwinganything out there.

Like, even if you'rein the friend zone with someone,

you don't knowif the girl likes you or not,

it's like--You can just be like,

"We should make out sometime.Ha, ha," just as a joke.

Look at those two.It's happened.

That--you relatedway too much to that.

"We should make out some time.Ha, ha."

'Cause you can't go wrongwith that.

A girl's either like,"Awesome. Ha, ha."

You're like, "Come over.Ha, ha."

Or she's like,"We're just friends."

I'm like, "I'm just kidding.Ha, ha.

I'm outside your window.Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."

But if you're a man,never text me, "Hee hee."

It's weird.

Every time I get a "hee hee"from a dude,

two dicks might as well havetouched right above my phone.