Joe DeRosa - Moms

  • Season 13 , Ep 10
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 52,642

Moms should look like Joe's mom looked when he was growing up. (1:08)

SERIOUSLY.

YOU GOT TO LET IT GOAT SOME POINT.

HOT MOMS -- ENOUGH ALREADY.

ENOUGH.I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

MOTHERS --

MOTHERS WALKING AROUNDWITH BIG FAKE BOOBS

AND TIGHT LITTLE"JUICY" SWEATPANTS ON.

AND LITTLE THONGS HANGING OUTOVER THEIR BABIES' HEADS

IN THE STROLLERSTHAT THEY'RE PUSHING AROUND.

"LOOK AT MY THONG!THAT'S MY THONG!

"THIS IS MY BABY --

"FORGET THE BABY!LOOK AT MY ASS!

LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT!"

YOU KNOW WHAT?

MOMS SHOULD LOOK LIKE MY MOMLOOKED WHEN I WAS GROWING UP.

JUST DEFEATED, OKAY?

DEFEATED.

WITH A DEAD LOOK ON HER FACE

LIKE SHE'S GONNA LEAVETHE FAMILY

AND GO ON A KILLING SPREEAT ANY MINUTE.

HOPELESS.

THESE WOMENAREN'T READY TO BE MOMS.

THEY'RE TROPHY WIVES.

AND I'M NOT PICKING ON WOMEN.

THERE'S TROPHY HUSBANDSOUT THERE, TOO.

THERE ARE TROPHY PARENTS

THAT AREN'T READYTO RAISE THEIR KIDS.

DON'T HAVE A KID UNLESSYOU'RE READY TO RAISE IT, OKAY?

I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDSBECAUSE I HATE PEOPLE,

AS I SAID EARLIER,

AND I THINK IT'S A CONFLICTOF INTEREST, PERSONALLY.

IT'S A DECISION I MADE.

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