Masturbation & Facebook Stock

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 08/28/2012
  • Views: 13,613

Jim Norton speaks on the topic of women's erotica, while Mary Lynn Rajskub, Bobby Lee and Jeff Ross discuss Facebook's falling stock. (2:04)

ENEMA.

[LAUGHTER].

I WANTED YOU TO SPEAK ON THIS

TOPIC OF WOMEN'S EROTICA

BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ARE A FREAK.

>> I'M A PIECE OF GARBAGE, YEA.

YOU DON'T ARE THEED PORN YOU

WATCH.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO READ

ABOUT T. WHY IS SHE BLOWING THE

5 SOCCER PLAYERS?

[LAUGHTER].

NO.

I DON'T.

BOBBY LEE YOU MASTURBATE A LOT,

DON'T YOU?

YEA, HOW DID YOU KNOW.

I MASTURBATE A LOT I DIDN'T FOR

3 WEEK WHEN IS I DID IT YOU

KNOW WHAT CAME OUT?

AN MARSHMELLOW.

IT HURT SO BAD MY BEDROOMED

LIKE GHOST BUSTERS.

DRIPPING FROM THE CEILING!

[LAUGHTER].

AM I WILL OENT GUY HERE WITH AN

ERECTION?

[LAUGHTER] MY GOSH.

I LOVE YOU, BOBBY.

YOU OFFER A DIFFERENT SLANT.

[LAUGHTER].

WHAT IS NEXT, TED.

FACE BOOK STOCK IS WORTH HALF

OF WHAT IT USED TO BE PEOPLE

ARE CALLING FOR MARK

ZUKERBERG'S HEAD.

HE HAS BEEN UNFRIENDED FOR 8

BILLION DOLLARS.

HE IS A BILLIONAIRE AND HAS AN

ASIAN WIFE YOU CAN BUY ONE ON

THE INTERNET.

I HAVE THEE AT HOME.

1 COOKS WHAT CLEANS AND ONE IS

DEAD THEY ARE LAKE GOLDFISH.

[LAUGHTER].

I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD MAKE

FUN OF MARK HE LOOKS LIKE

SCREECH WITH DOWNS SYNDROME.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE SECRET

PHOTOS OF YOUR FRIEND'S

DAUGHTERS ANYMORE.

[LAUGHTER]

>> YOU GUYS ARE SO FILTHY HOW

CAN I FOLLOW UP WITH MY FRIENDS

MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY FOR NOT

TAGGING MY PHOTO.

I WAS AT THE PARTY WITH YOU

HAVING A CONVERSATION.

DOESN'T WORK.

>> I KNOW I'M TRYING --

[APPLAUSE].

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