Steve Byrne - Doggy Style

  • Season 10 , Ep 5
  • 03/02/2006
  • Views: 22,122

No girl makes it past 10 minutes of doing it doggy style. (1:45)

- OH DEAR. - SSH.

I WANT YOU TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING.

THE FIRST THINGTHAT COMES TO YOUR MIND,I'LL DO A JOKE ABOUT IT.

MAKE IT AS VAGUE OR AS OBSCURE AS YOU WANT IT TO BE,

AND I'LL DO A JOKEABOUT WHAT WOULD IT BE.

- GOATS.- OKAY.

SAY THAT ONE MORE TIMESO EVERYBODY CAN HEAR YOU.

- GOATS. - OKAY. I WILL NOW DO A JOKE

BASED ON HER SUGGESTIONON DOGGIE STYLE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

OKAY. I THINK I GOT IT.THIS ONE GOES OUT TO THE LADIES.

I FEEL BAD FOR THE LADIES WHEN YOU DO THE DOGGIE STYLE.

BECAUSE YOU BECOME PART SEXUAL BEING,

PART WORLD'S STRONGEST WOMAN COMPETITION CONTESTANT, OKAY.

NOW, EVERYBODY, DROP TO A KNEE AND GET CLOSER.

PAY ATTENTION.

- 'CAUSE THE LADIES ARE... - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THE LADIES ARE ALWAYS HUNCHED OVER ON ALL FOURS LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

NOW, IT'S ALWAYS LIKE EIGHT MINUTES IN

THAT THE SHOULDERSWILL GET A LITTLE WEAK.

LIKE, "OH, MY ARMS HURT. HURRY.

I'M SO SORE, MY ARMS HURT, MY GOD."

NINE MINUTES. THAT'S WHEN THE ELBOWS START TO GO,

"OH, YOU'D BETTER HURRY, SERIOUSLY.

NOW, YOU'RE JUSTBEING SELFISH.

PLEASE, HANK. PLEASE SPEED IT UP."

TEN MINUTES, NO GIRL MAKES IT PAST TEN.

THEY'RE ALL LIKE THIS AND THEY FLOP DOWN LIKE THIS.

JUST PUT THE ASS OUTLIKE A LITTLE KITTY CAT.I'M LAZY. I'M LAZY.

OH, THAT'S SO GREAT. THANK YOU GUYS, VERY MUCH.

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. GOD BLESS.

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

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