Elon Gold - The Theos

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 2,707

Elon Gold feels there are too many religions. (1:25)

Gold: THERE'STOO MANY RELIGIONS!

THAT'S THE PROBLEM--TOO MANY RELIGIONS.

I THINK IT'S TIMEWE PICKED A WINNER, YOU KNOW?

MAYBE IN HOLLYWOOD, INSTEAD OFHAVING, LIKE, THE OSCARS,

THEY COULD HAVE A BIGTHEOLOGICAL AWARDS SHOW--

THE THEOS!

"AND THE NOMINEESFOR OUTSTANDING RELIGION,

"IN AN ORGANIZED,UNAFFILIATED SECT ARE:

"CATHOLICISM--POPE JOHN PAUL II,JESUS CHRIST, PRODUCER.

JUDAISM--MOSES,STEVEN SPIELBERG, PRODUCER."

IT'D BE GREATIF JESUS WON, THOUGH.

JUST TO SEE HIM GIVEAN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.

WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN?

"ACCEPTING THE AWARDFOR OUTSTANDING RELIGION

IS JESUS CHRIST, PRODUCER."

"OH, WOW!THIS IS SO AMAZING!

"THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLEI WANT TO THANK, UH,

"FIRST AND FOREMOST, MY DAD.

"DAD, THANK YOU SO MUCH!WE DID IT!

"UH, I WANT TO THANKTHE APOSTLES.

"UH, PETER, UH, PAUL...THERE'S SO MANY OF YOU.

"IF I FORGET,PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

"UM, ALSO, MY WRITERS.MATTHEW, MARK, LUKE, AND JOHN.

"UH, I WANT TO THANKMARY MAGDALENE FORALL HER LOVE AND SUPPORT,

"AND CHARLIE SHEENFOR INTRODUCING US.

"I DON'T WANT TO GETALL HALLE BERRY ON YOU PEOPLE,

"BUT I HAVE WAITED2,000 YEARS FOR THIS!

"OH, YEAH, I WANT TO THANK ALLTHE RAPPERS FOR THANKING ME

"IN THEIR ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES!

"YEAH, THIS IS GOING OUTFROM J.C. TO JAY-Z!

"PEACE!YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

I GOT TO GO.THANK YOU!"

IF YOU COULD GIVEANYBODY AN AWARD,

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