Bill Santiago - Latino Top Ten

  • Season 10 , Ep 22
  • 05/04/2006
  • Views: 22,305

Bill Santiago lists the top 10 best things about being Latino. (2:38)

IT'S NICE TO GET TOGETHER LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW?

TO BE PROUD OF IT, YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THAT.

LIKE I WAS A LITTLE KID,I DID NOT BRAG ABOUT.

BUT NOW IT'S EVEN--"WHAT ARE YOU, ITALIAN?"

"NOT ANYMORE. I'M A BORN AGAIN, LATINO."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND THERE'S SO MANY COOL THINGS ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW?

LIKE I WAS TRYING TO COME UP WITH A LIST OF

TOP 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING LATINO.

REALLY GOING OVER IT. YOU WANNA HEAR IT, BY THE WAY?

- Audience: YEAH! - IF YOU DON'T, I WON'T DO IT.

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

"BILL SANTIAGO'STOP 10 BEST THINGS ABOUTBEING LATINO." OKAY?

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

AND JUST TO SEE IF SOME OF YOU RELATE TO THIS, OKAY?

I DIDN'T COME UP WITH 10. BUT HERE WE GO. READY?

[LAUGHTER]

TOP 10: MEETING SIBLINGSYOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT.

- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] - ANYBODY RELATE TO THAT?

"WHO IS THAT?" "THAT'S YOUR BROTHER."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

NO ONE'S EVER GONNA CALL YOU WHITE TRASH.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

DATING INTERRACIALLY WITHIN YOUR OWN RACE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

DANCING MERINGUE ON THE A TRAIN TO YOUR CELL PHONE RING TONE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"THAT'S YOUR STOP." "BUT I CAN'T STOP."

OKAY, TOP 10..." OH, NEVER HAVING TO SAY,

- "OOPS, AM I TOO EARLY?" - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

GUARANTEED PART IN HIGH SCHOOL PRODUCTION OF WEST SIDE STORY.

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO AUDITION FOR THAT ONE.

NOT BEING IN JAIL MAKES YOU AN INSTANT OVER-ACHIEVER.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

- SINGLE BED SLEEPS EIGHT. - [LAUGHTER]

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK CRUCIFIXES. EVERY NIGHT THAT SCARED ME.

PORTATE BIEN, PORTATE BIEN.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

OKAY. AND HERE'S MY FAVORITE, OKAY?

[LAUGHTER]

ESPERATE! OKAY? LET ME DO MY THING.

AND HERE'S MY FAVORITE ONE. MAKING LOVE, AY PAPI,

JUST SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER THAN, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

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