Megan Mooney - The Junebug

  • Season 10 , Ep 9
  • 03/16/2006
  • Views: 4,292

Megan's got an idea for an Olympic dive. (1:52)

OR AT LEAST I DIDWHEN I WROTE THIS JOKE.

I LIKE THE OLYMPICS. LIKE EVERY TIME THEY END,

I GET SAD. YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I'D ALWAYS HAVE THIS DREAM

THAT THE GUY COMING IN LAST FOR DIVING

IS GONNA DO A CANNON BALL FOR OUR AMUSEMENT.

WHY HAS THATNOT EVER HAPPENED ONCE?

ANYONE IN THIS ROOM COULD COME IN LAST.

WOULDN'T YOU TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM?

TRY TO GET ON SPORTS CENTER, RIGHT?

YEAH,THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'.

- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] - THANK YOU.

I WANNA TRAINAN OLYMPIC DIVER

JUST TO GET HIM INTO THE COMPETITION.

WE KNOW WE SUCK. WE'RE NOT GONNA WIN ANYTHING.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT. WE GET INTO THE COMPETITION.

IT'S GOTTA BE A GUY 'CAUSE NO GIRL WOULD EVER DO THIS.

AND THIS IS WHAT WE'D DO. IT'S OUR LAST DIVE.

HE GETS ON THE PLATFORM ANDHE DOES WHAT I CALL THE JUNEBUG.

YOU KNOW WHAT THE JUNEBUG IS?NO, YOU DON'T,

'CAUSE I MADE IT UP BUT I'LL TELL YOU.

JUMPS OFF THE PLATFORM AND DOES THIS THE WHOLE WAY DOWN.

YES. JUNEBUGGIN' IT!

NOW HE'S GOIN' FOR THE BELLY FLOP.

NOBODY REALLY BELIEVES HE'S GONNA DO IT.

THEY'RE ALL LIKE, "HE'LL TUCK." HE DOESN'T TUCK.

LAST SECOND, TURNS HIS FACE TO THE SIDE,

SMACK RIGHT ON THE WATER. WHY WOULD HE TURN HIS FACE?

SO ONLY HALF HIS FACE IS RED WHEN IT BOBS OUT OF THE WATER

TO LOOK AT HIS SCORE. THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BEST PART.

THE BEST PART IS HE'S SITTING IN THE POOL STILL WAITING FOR HIS SCORE.

THE JUDGES HOLD UP A ZERO. TAKES HIS SPEEDO OFF

AND WHIPS IT ATONE OF THE JUDGES, YEAH.

YEAH. IT'S GOOD, ISN'T IT? NOW WE GOTTA CRAZY NAKED GUY

WITH HALF A RED FACE SWIMMIN' AROUND IN THE POOL.

AND HE'S NOT GETTIN' OUTFOR THE NEXT DIVER.

EVERYONE'S PANICKED.BUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE

ON THE SIDELINES CHANTING, "USA! USA!"

WHY? BECAUSE HE'S FROM CANADA,THAT'S WHY. YEAH!

YOU! YOU DON'T MAKE 'EM FROM HERE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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