Clinton Jackson - Playing with Kids

  • Season 8 , Ep 24
  • 05/20/2004
  • Views: 3,010

Sometimes you feel like being chased -- you can't always ask your wife to do that. (2:01)

ALL MY FRIENDS GOT KIDS, MAN.

ALL OUR FRIENDS, THEY GOT KIDS.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY.

WE GOT NIECES AND NEPHEWS,

THOUGH, LIKE I TOLD YOU.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S KIND OF COOL

'CAUSE YOU CAN PLAY WITH THEM

AND SEND THEM BACK.

[LAUGHTER]

OH, MAN.

BLESS THEIR HEARTS.

I FEEL LIKE I'M TOO MUCH OF

A KID MYSELF TO HAVE KIDS

SOMETIMES.

YOU GOTTA BE AN ADULT.

YOU GOTTA BE RESPONSIBLE.

AND I FEEL LIKE MY KIDS WOULD

BE DONE PLAYING BUT I WOULDN'T

BE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I'M WAKING THEM UP IN THE MIDDLE

OF THE NIGHT MAKING THEM CHASE

ME.

[LAUGHTER]

SOME TIME YOU FEEL LIKE BEING

CHASED.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

YOU CAN'T ALWAYS ASK YOUR WIFE

TO DO THAT.

[LAUGHTER]

I'M IN THE KIDS' ROOM.

"HEY, HEY, SWEETHEART.

HEY.

HEY, PUNKIN.

HEY.

HEY, SLEEPYHEAD.

YOU'RE IT."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

LITTLE FOOTY PAJAMAS SLIPPING

ACROSS THE CARPET AND OUT INTO

THE DRIVEWAY.

"DADDY, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED

TO BE ASLEEP?"

"WELL, IF YOU CATCH ME YOU CAN

GO BACK TO BED THEN, RIGHT?"

[LAUGHTER]

"I MADE YOU SOME COFFEE.

IT'S IN THE KITCHEN.

GO GET SOME.

'CAUSE WE PLAYING."

TOO MUCH PLAYING.

I'LL BE THE ONLY DAD KEEPING

HIS KIDS HOME FROM SCHOOL

TO TEACH ME HOW TO GET TO THE

NEXT LEVEL ON A VIDEOGAME.

[LAUGHTER]

"I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT SCHOOL."

"DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

[LAUGHTER]

JUST BRING ME THE NOTE.

I'LL SIGN IT."

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

"WE SAVING A UNIVERSE.

THIS IS IMPORTANT, TOO."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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