Terry's Fiancee

  • Season 5 , Ep 1
  • 01/16/2008
  • Views: 333,014

Dangle and Wiegel try to bust Terry on a street corner, but then Terry's unlikely beau surprises them. (2:24)

OH, TERRY,TERRY, TERRY.[SIREN]

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?

SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT!

TERRY?TERRY!

KNOCK, KNOCK.HI.

KNOCK, KNOCK.

GUESS WHO?WHO'S THERE?

SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.WE JUST SAID THAT.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I'M LETTING YOU IN.I DIDN'T LET--OPEN THE DOOR.

KNOCK, KNOCK.

WHO'S THERE?Both: SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.

HEY, WHAT DOYOU GUYS WANT?

WE HAVE A WARRANTTHIS TIME, LET US IN.

OK, HOLD ON. I'M JUSTGOING TO GO TO THEKITCHEN FOR A SECOND.

OK. COME RIGHT BACK.WE'LL WAIT HERE.

'CAUSE WE HAVE A WARRANT.

I'M GONNA MAKEYOU SOME LEMONADE.

OK, OPEN THE [BLEEP]DOOR FIRST, PLEASE, TERRY.

AND WE DON'THAVE AN HOUR.

OPEN THE [BLEEP]MIME DOOR. GOOD.[SQUEAK]

THE LADY AT THATHOUSE OVER THERE--

OK.LOOKING OUTHER WINDOW,

AND SEEING--HI. WHAT?

WHAT DID SHE SEE?

SHE SAW ME, UH,TOTALLY PARTYING.

CAN YOU DESCRIBE"PARTYING" FOR ME,

PLEASE, IN MOREDETAIL.I GOT A CAKE--

MM-HMM.AND THEN IGOT MY FLUTE--

MM-HMM.AND I GO LIKE THIS.

♪ BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO ♪

TERRY, CAN I ASKYOU A QUESTION?

♪ BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO ♪

WHAT?

IS THAT FLUTEANOTHER MAN'SPENIS?

WHOA, WHOA!TIME OUT. HA HA.

NO, TIME IN.NO.

GAME...[WHISTLES]THERE'S NO TIME OUTS.

GAME IN.THERE'S NO TIMEOUTS IN LIFE.

WE'REBACK IN PLAY.

WELL, MAYBETHE FLUTE EVOLVED.

OK, NOW WE'REGETTING SOMEWHERE.

I SAID MAYBE, IDIDN'T SAY IT DID.

FIRST OF ALL,I'M NOT GAY.

I'M SITTING HEREWAITING FOR MY GIRLFRIENDTO PICK ME UP.

YOU'RE WAITING FORYOUR GIRLFRIENDTO PICK YOU UP.

WHAT'S YOURGIRLFRIEND'S NAMEAGAIN, TERRY?

SEEEEEMJI.

Both: SEEEEEMJI?

SPELLED?

S-E-E-E-E-E-M,

SILENT "J" "I."

[HORN HONKS]

OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE!HI, SEEEEEMJI!HI, BABY!

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

UH, I DON'T KNOW.THE 5-O'S ALLUP IN MY GRILL.

WHY ARE YOU GUYSALWAYS HARASSING HIM?

IT'S ABSOLUTELYRIDICULOUS.HI, SEEEEEMJI.

HI, SWEETIE.I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU.I LOVE YOU,SEEEEEMJI.

HI, I'M SEEEEEMJI.THE "J" IS SILENT.

THIS ISMY GIRLFRIENDSEEEEEMJI.

HI.HI.

WOW, YOU'RE...YOU'RE A--A...

AN ITEM.WE'RE A COUPLE.

WE'RE ENGAGED,BY THE WAY.

WOW.CONGRATULATIONS.

I GOT THIS ATLORD OF THE WEDDING RINGS.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL,ISN'T IT?

DOWN THE STREET.YOU KNOW THAT STORE,IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

[WHISPERS]We're expecting.

YOU'RE EXPECTING?

MM-HMM.WOW!MY GOD!

Wiegel:BY TERRY?BY TERRY.

TERRY PUT HIS WIENER--

NO, NO, NO.INSIDE YOU?

HE HAD, UM,WE DID IT,

UM, WITH, UM,ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION.

OH!

BECAUSE HE HASA CONDITION NOW,SO WE DON'T...

WE DON'T ACTUALLY...

[WHISPERS]Have sex in that way.

OH, OK.

THIS IS A LOTOF INFORMATION.

A LOT OF THISIS STARTING TOMAKE SENSE NOW.

WE SHOULD PROBABLYGET GOING.

WHEN WE GET INTHE BEDROOM...WEGET IN THE BEDROOM,

AND WE GET NUDE,AND THEN I CAN'T GET...AND I VOMIT.

OK.OK.

OK.

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