Otis Lee Crenshaw - He Almost Looks Like You

  • Season 7 , Ep 11
  • 04/17/2003
  • Views: 10,644

Otis puts the romance back in prison sex. (3:21)

Otis Lee Crenshaw: AHEM.

I GUESS PRISON RAPE HAS ALWAYS

GOTTEN KIND OF A BAD NAME.

AND YOU KNOW--

I'M NOT PROUD OF ANYTHING

THAT HAPPENED IN THERE.

BUT I ALWAYS SAID, IF I WAS

GONNA WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT,

I'D TRY TO MAKE IT ROMANTIC.

AND I WAS MISSING MY BABY WHEN

I WROTE THIS.

IT'S CALLED, "HE ALMOST LOOKS

LIKE YOU."

(LAUGHTER)

♪ THERE'S A FULL MOON SHINING ♪

♪ ON A STAINLESS TOILET BOWL ♪

♪ AN 8 BY 12 ROOM ♪

♪ SHRINKS EVERY TIME ♪

♪ THAT I'VE BEEN UP ROAMING ♪

♪ IT WAS A SNAFU ♪

♪ NOW I'M MISSING YOU ♪

♪ AND HOLED UP IN THIS PAIN ♪

♪ AND THERE'S A TATTOO ♪

♪ ON MY ASS THAT SAYS THAT ♪

♪ 'I BELONG TO HIM' ♪

♪ MY CELLMATE ♪

♪ BEATS ME BLACK AND BLUE ♪

♪ BUT IN THE DARK IT'S TRUE ♪

♪ HE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE YOU ♪

♪ HE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE YOU ♪

♪ IT'S NEVER HELLO ♪

♪ HE JUST KNOCKS ME ♪

♪ TO THE GROUND AND STRIKES ME ♪

♪ BUT WHEN HE GIVES ME JELL-O ♪

♪ IN THE DINING HALL AT NIGHT ♪

♪ I KNOW HE LIKES ME ♪

♪ I'D NEVER KISS HIM ♪

♪ BUT SOMETIMES ♪

♪ I FEEL THE URGE ♪

♪ TO LIE BESIDE HIM ♪

♪ GUESS I WOULD MISS HIM ♪

♪ IF THEY TOOK HIM ♪

♪ DOWN THE HALLWAY ♪

♪ AND THEY FRIED HIM ♪

♪ THOUGH HE BEATS ME ♪

♪ BLACK AND BLUE ♪

♪ IN THE DARK IT'S TRUE ♪

♪ HE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE YOU ♪

♪ HE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE YOU ♪

♪ HE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE YOU ♪

SING IT, YOU CANARIES.

♪ NOW, I JUST MIND MY PLACE ♪

♪ WELL, I DON'T WANT ♪

♪ NO TROUBLE ♪

♪ BUT, GIRL ♪

♪ HE'S GOT YOUR FACE ♪

♪ SAVE FOR ♪

♪ A QUARTER INCH OF STUBBLE ♪

♪ NOW MY HEART'S BROKE ♪

♪ MISSING YOU SO MUCH ♪

♪ IT MAKES ME TREMBLE ♪

♪ IT'S GOD'S JOKE ♪

♪ PUT ME IN A CELL ♪

♪ WITH SOMEONE YOU RESEMBLE ♪

♪ AND HE'S A CREEP ♪

♪ WHEN HE TRIES ♪

♪ TO FORCE HIMSELF ♪

♪ ON ALL THESE FELLOWS ♪

♪ BUT DOWN DEEP ♪

♪ I MUST ADMIT ♪

♪ I GET A LITTLE JEALOUS ♪

♪ WHEN HE SAYS THAT ♪

♪ I'M THE ONE FOR HIM ♪

♪ THEN HE SNEAKS OFF ♪

♪ WITH OTHER MEN ♪

♪ WELL, HE ALMOST ♪

♪ LOOKS LIKE YOU ♪

♪ HE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE YOU ♪

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

HOW ABOUT ONE MORE HAND FOR

MR. ORSON CARSON ON GUITAR.

♪ HE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE YOU ♪

ALVIE RONSON ON THE BASS.

AND IN THE HUDSON THEATER HERE,

YOU FOLKS HAVE BEEN FANTASTIC.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

AND WE'LL SEE YOU AGAIN.

(MUSIC ENDS)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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