Uncensored - T.K.'s House Party

  • Season 1, Ep 5
  • 11/21/2013
  • Views: 2,543

Adam's big headlining set does not go exactly as he had planned. (1:18)

- AND NOW,FOR YOUR MAIN EVENT,

THE HEADLINEROF THIS EVENING...

ADAM DEVINE!

[grunts]YEAH!

ARE YOU READY?

[pants ripping]OH, SHEESH, [bleep].

YEAH!

[distant cheering]

HELLO?

HELLO!

ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE--- [barking]

- TRYING TO BE PROFESSIONAL.

- MOTHER[bleep]ING CELEBRITIESOR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT!

- HEY!

- LIKE I'M ON SOME "A" LIST!

SHIT, I AIN'TON NO "A" LIST!

I AIN'T ON NO "B" LIST,"C" LIST, "D" LIST, OR "A" LIST!

I'M ON THATMOTHER[bleep]ING "F" LIST!

YOU FEEL ME?

I'M ON THAT "F" LIST!

LIKE, I'LL [bleep] ANYBODYTO GET FAMOUS!

T.K.'S HOUSE PARTY!

[cheers and applause]

- YEAH!

IT'S ADAM DEVINE'SHOUSE PARTY!

I TAUGHT HIMEVERYTHING HE KNOWS.

KEEP IT GOING FOR ME!

- LOOK AT MY HEART!THAT'S MY HEART!

MY HEART!

- I WOULD LOVE TO [bleep] YOU.THAT'S--

I WOULD LOVE TO AGAIN.

I WOULD LOVE--OKAY, I'M UP NEXT.

[thud]OW!

- YOU WANT A HAM SANDWICH?

- YES!

[harmonica playing]- ♪ WONK WONK

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