So let's change the subjectwith tonight's #HashtagWars
-right at the top of the show.-(applause and cheering)
the hashtag #WeMetOnTwitterwas trending,
celebratingall the couples out there
who make hashtag love,not hashtag war.
We actually have some IRLTwitter lovebirds here tonight.
-Brian and Emily are on stage,and... -(applause and cheering)
Brian and Emily actually metonline playing #HashtagWars.
-RAJSKUB: What?-They liked each other's jokes,
and now they live togetherin real life so we decided
to choose them for a romanticnight out on our stage.
-(applause and cheering)-Hello. Nice to see you.
So in honorof these two lovebirds,
our hashtag tonight is#MyLoveLifeIn5Words.
Uh, examples might be-- Lostmy virginity to SmashMouth,
or... Dog and peanut butteragain.
I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-(laughter)-It's never gonna get old.
-Al Yankovic.-Cheesecake Factory,
reservation for one.
-(audience aw-ing)-Yes! All right, points.
-Al Jackson.-Neither a shower or a grower.
All right, points to Al Jackson.
Uh, yes, Mary Lynn.
Like a vaginal hunger strike.
-Yes, points!-VOICE: Ooh-wah-ha-ha-ha!
Uh, @robertomegadoom says:Alone and sitting in chair.
Uh, Moronic Mark says:I choo choo choose you.
Very good, uh,Ralph Wiggum reference.
-Al Yankovic.-Must stay 501 feet away.
-All right, points!-(laughter)
Uh, yes, Al Jackson.
Mom, please remember to knock.
-All right. Very good. Points.-(laughter) -Oh.
-Uh, Mary Lynn.-I had a very similar:
Ignore child's voice during sex.
@charleyck14 says:Imaginary lover has a headache.
Bunny Hugger 75 says:Just cooked my dog dinner.
-(laughter)-Uh, Al Jackson.
You should probablytake a shower.
All right, great. Excellent.Points to Al Jackson.
-(laughter)-Never gets old.
Yes, down with the sickness.
Drought that rivals Los Angeles.
-Yes, very good. Points.-(laughter)