Lance Armstrong Confession

  • Season 2 , Ep 3
  • 01/22/2013
  • Views: 3,738

Brian Posehn believes that Jeff Ross should take performance enhancing drugs. (1:51)

YOUR BRA.

>> MOVING ON COUSIN IT.

I'M SORRY JEFF IT'S TRUE, YOU'RE

HERE WITH A LIAR.

LANCE ARMSTRONG WENT ON OPRAH AND

TOLD EVERYONE HE WAS DOPING THE

WHOLE TIME HE WAS ON THE TOUR OF

FRANCE.

>>> YES OR NO.

DID YOU EVERY TAKE BAND SUBSTANCES

TO ENHANCE YOUR CYCLING

PERFORMANCE.

>>> YES.

>> WHAT THE?

THAT MOTHER -- HEY, FATTY, CAN I

SAY SOMETHING?

I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE

PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS.

>> HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT THAT?

OPRAH ASKED LANCE ARMSTRONG WHAT

IT'S LIKE TO CARRY A SECRET FAR

DECADE.

HE SAID I DON'T KNOW, WHY DON'T

YOU ASK GAIL?

>> I THINK YOU ARE REALLY JUST

BUSTING HIS BALLS.

>>> IT'S NOT MY PLACE TO SAY IF

LANCE ARMSTRONG IS A DRUG ADDICT

BUT FIT WALKS LIKE A DUCK, SWIMS

LIKE A DUCK AND KWAUBGS -- QUACKS

LIKE A DUCK, IT'S PROBABLY

FLAPPING AROUND INSIDE BRIAN.

>>> A LOT OF HEAVY METAL FANS BUT

IT'S BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ARE

DEAF.

>> IT ISN'T THE METAL.

FORM SOME SPOONS.

>> BRIAN HAS SO OH MANY HOT YOUNG

GIRLS HE NEEDS A BIGGER SHED AND

MORE MEAT HOOKS.

>> RAPE AND EATING THAT'S ME.

>> WELL, WE'LL LOOK FOR MARGARET

IN THE MOVIE THE GIRL WITH THE

SAGGING TATTOO.

THANKS TO MY FRIEND MAR ARE GET

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