Rory Albanese - Naming Body Parts

  • Season 14 , Ep 13
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 9,191

Rory Albanese believes that really tough guys should give their penises female names. (1:32)

I AM PSYCHED TO BE HEREIN NEW YORK CITY.

YEAH! YEAH!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I GOT TO SAY, THOUGH,IT'S MAINLY 'CAUSE I LIVE HERE,

WHICH MEANS I JUST GET TO GOHOME RIGHT AFTER THIS,

WHICH IS PRETTY AWESOME.

WAS LITTLE BUMMED OUTABOUT THE WEATHER.

I FELT BAD,ESPECIALLY FOR THE LADIES.

DECIDED TO PUT THE OLD PANTHERSBACK IN THEIR CAGE.

THINK YOU KNOWWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

TO PUT THE OLD POTATOESBACK IN THE GARDEN.

I REALIZE IF YOU USETHE GUIDO VOICE,

YOU CAN CALL YOUR BICEPSANYTHING,

AS LONG AS IT'S, LIKE, A NOUN,YOU KNOW?

[ Guido accent ]WHAT DO YOU LIKE,TABLECLOTHS AND LAMPSHADES?

WHAT'S UP, SWEETHEART?

[ LAUGHTER ]

'SUP.

REALLY, REALLY.

[ APPLAUSE ]

[ Normal voice ] IT'S WEIRD.

THAT WHOLE CONCEPT TO MEIS WEIRD,

LIKE, YOU KNOW,CHANGING THINGS ON YOUR BODY,

NAMING YOUR BODY PARTS.

I LIKE WHEN TOUGH GUYSLIKE TO NAME THEIR PENISES.

THAT'S ALWAYS WEIRD.

IF YOU'RE REALLY TOUGH, YOU GIVEYOUR PENIS A FEMALE NAME.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THAT'S A MAN.

SHOW UP TO AN ORGY LIKE,"LADIES, MEET KAREN."

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

"GRETCHEN AND I WOULD LIKETO HAVE SEX WITH YOU."

[ LAUGHTER ]

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