I AM PSYCHED TO BE HEREIN NEW YORK CITY.
YEAH! YEAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I GOT TO SAY, THOUGH,IT'S MAINLY 'CAUSE I LIVE HERE,
WHICH MEANS I JUST GET TO GOHOME RIGHT AFTER THIS,
WHICH IS PRETTY AWESOME.
WAS LITTLE BUMMED OUTABOUT THE WEATHER.
I FELT BAD,ESPECIALLY FOR THE LADIES.
DECIDED TO PUT THE OLD PANTHERSBACK IN THEIR CAGE.
THINK YOU KNOWWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
TO PUT THE OLD POTATOESBACK IN THE GARDEN.
I REALIZE IF YOU USETHE GUIDO VOICE,
YOU CAN CALL YOUR BICEPSANYTHING,
AS LONG AS IT'S, LIKE, A NOUN,YOU KNOW?
[ Guido accent ]WHAT DO YOU LIKE,TABLECLOTHS AND LAMPSHADES?
WHAT'S UP, SWEETHEART?
[ LAUGHTER ]
'SUP.
REALLY, REALLY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
[ Normal voice ] IT'S WEIRD.
THAT WHOLE CONCEPT TO MEIS WEIRD,
LIKE, YOU KNOW,CHANGING THINGS ON YOUR BODY,
NAMING YOUR BODY PARTS.
I LIKE WHEN TOUGH GUYSLIKE TO NAME THEIR PENISES.
THAT'S ALWAYS WEIRD.
IF YOU'RE REALLY TOUGH, YOU GIVEYOUR PENIS A FEMALE NAME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S A MAN.
SHOW UP TO AN ORGY LIKE,"LADIES, MEET KAREN."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
"GRETCHEN AND I WOULD LIKETO HAVE SEX WITH YOU."
[ LAUGHTER ]