Photo social sharing network andmobile butt-catalogue Instagram
reached 500 million usersthis week!
It's very impressive,even if you ignore the fact
that one millionof those are fake Russian babes
hornyfor your Social Security number.
-(applause and cheering)-Oh, they want it.
They want it bad.
Facebook CEO and T-shirt haver
Mark Zuckerberg, seen here,
has congratulated the 'Grams
by posting this adorable photoright here.
See, he looks likehe's in a thing,
but he's holding it up.
It's an Instagram!He likes to have fun.
I think actually... I don't knowif I'm wrong about this.
I'm not an expert,but I think
orthodox Kardashians actuallyhave sex through those.
-I don't know.(applause and cheering)
Wait a minute, though.What is that...?
What is that on his computer?
Mark Zuckerberg-- he tapes uphis camera and his microphone
so hackers can't spy on him.
That is not a good signfrom the guy
who asks youto share your entire life,
but he doesn't trustthe Internet.
-(laughter, applause)-Uh, comedians,
what else is the Zuck doingto avoid getting hacked?
Well, he sends dick picsvia carrier pigeon.
-(laughter)-It was nice.
-Just... -You can hack those!You can hack those.
Uh, Flula Borg.
He has stopped usingthe easily guessable password
"Who let the Zuck out?Bark, bark, bark."
(applause and cheering) -Thatwould have been the first...
Well, now he's got to change it,now that you told everyone.
He doesn't use Facebook.
-(laughter)-HARDWICK: That's right.
-He's a big Myspace fan.-(applause) -Yeah.
It's coming back, you guys.Put me in your top eight.