Next, here's one of thesurprisingly few stock photos
of women in comedy-- Young WomanPerforming on Stage.
There it is.
What is the name of herall-female comedy night? Tony.
Comedians in Cars Getting Harassed by Uber Drivers.
-Points. Points.-(laughter, applause)
Next, how's aboutDevil's Microphone?
How's about Devil's Microphone?
-(audience groaning)-What is his...
What's his opening joke?
CUBAS:His opening joke...
No, da-da-da-da-da!Sarah buzzed in.
-Ha-ha-ha! -Get your Chris Cubasjoke out before I do mine.
Yeah, a lot of people sayI look like Chris Cubas,
but that's ridiculous,'cause he's fat!
-All right, points.-(laughter, applause)
Come on and getyour Chris Cubas joke out.
-His opening line?-Yeah.
I just flew infrom Sarah Tiana's pussy
and, boy,are my arms infectious.
TIANA:I don't know.
Am I wr...Are they just calling me a whore
because I'm a woman?
Like, I've literally had sexwith less people in my life
than you've had donutsor tofu tacos today.
-You know what I mean?-(laughter)
Hundred points for Sarah.
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