Kirk Fox - Airplane Seats

  • Season 2 , Ep 5
  • 04/21/2011
  • Views: 9,579

Kirk Fox is tall. He needs the exit row. It doesn't matter that he probably can't open the door. (1:10)

TO TALK ABOUT.

I JUST WANT TO TALKABOUT EXIT ROWS FOR A SECOND

BECAUSE I WILL DO ANYTHINGFOR AN EXIT ROW.

I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

IF THERE'S A SHORT PERSONIN THE EXIT ROW,

I'LL PUT DRUGS ON HIM.

I NEED THE EXIT ROW,ALL RIGHT.

BEING THIS TALL IS A HANDICAPON AN AIRPLANE, ALL RIGHT?

I DON'T ASK FOR THE EXIT ROWBECAUSE I WANNA BE A HERO.

I WANT IT BECAUSEI JUST NEED IT, ALL RIGHT?

IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT JOBON A PLANE

THAT YOU NEVER GET TOPRACTICE ONCE.

AND YET THEY PUT A LOTOF PRESSURE ON YOU.

THEY'RE LIKE, "CAN YOU OPEN THISDOOR IF WE CRASH?

CAN YOU OPEN THIS DOORIF WE HIT THE GROUND?"

IT REALLY DEPENDS ON HOW HARDWE HIT THE GROUND, MA'AM.

I MEAN, IF WE HIT REALLY HARDAND THERE'S A BIGGER HOLE

THAN THE DOORI'M SUPPOSED TO OPEN,

MAYBE I'LL GO OUTWITH THE REST OF THE PLANE.

LIKE A PIXIE STICK.

IF IT OPENS,CAN I JUST GO WITH THEM,

OR DO I GOTTA STAY HEREAND WORK THIS DOOR

THAT LOOKS VERY COMPLICATED?

SHE'S LIKE, "CAN YOU DO IT?"I'M LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,

AND YOU YELLING AT MEDOESN'T REALLY HELP.

I PROBABLY CAN'T.

LIKE WHEN THEY'RE SCREAMINGIN SMOKE AND (bleep),

I PROBABLY WILL PANIC,SO, NO, I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR.

BUT I'M NOT GONNA MOVE,ALL RIGHT?

I'M GONNA STAY RIGHT HERE'CAUSE I PAID 49 BUCKS.

(bleep) IT. MY SEAT.

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