Chairs - Some Jokes About Chairs

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 03/04/2009
  • Views: 53,870

Demetri Martin considers the origins of seats and why they're so important when it comes to receiving bad news. (1:08)

LIKE, "WHO MADETHE FIRST CHAIR?"

OR "WHO MADE THE SECOND CHAIR?"

OR "IS IT OKAY TO LAUGH

WHEN A FAT PERSON SITSON A CHAIR AND IT BREAKS?"

[laughter]

AND "WHY ARE LIONS SO TERRIFIEDOF CHAIRS?"

I HATE SAVING A SEATIN A MOVIE THEATER.

A LOT OF TIMES, I'D RATHERJUST END THE FRIENDSHIP

THAN SAVE THE SEATFOR THAT PERSON.

"IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?"

"UHH, YOU CAN HAVE IT."

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO SITTO GET BAD NEWS?

IT'S ALWAYS LIKE,"I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.

"YOU MIGHT WANTTO SIT DOWN FOR THIS

"BECAUSE IT ACTUALLYCOMES IN PRETTY LOW,

AND I NEED YOUR EARSAT THE RIGHT HEIGHT FOR THE..."

IT'S NEVER LIKE,"I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS.

"STAND UP.GET ON THOSE TIPPY-TOES.

IT'S REALLY GOOD.IT'S GREAT NEWS."

"I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS.

I NEED YOU TO LIE DOWNON THE GROUND."

"OKAY, I HAVE NEWS,

"AND I'M NOT SUREIF IT'S GOOD OR BAD.

COULD YOU CROUCH ON ONE LEG?"

[quirky acoustic guitar musicwith clapping]

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