You know who you are.
You are notsupposed to be here.
I love Mexicans.
I love Mexican food,
but next timeI'm in your restaurant,
please don'tcome up to my table and ask
if I would like to startwith the house-made guacamole.
You know good goddamn wellI want that guacamole.
Let's just bring it out.
I make that kind of money now.
What's upsetting to meis when my entrée comes
with a free side of guacamolestaring me in the face,
teaching me a costly lessonin patience.
That's too much guacamole.
What kind of Ponzi schemeare you Mexicans up to?
This joke is stupid.I don't care.
What happenedin the last ten years
in this countrywhere we've become so obsessed
"Is there gonna beguacamole there?"
"Honey, get dressed.It's avocado season."
This joke doesn't workin Canada
because they've never heardof Mexicans.
Canada has the greatest fenceever built...
It is foolproofif you can afford it.
Really easy to be the cool,open-minded, hippie country
when there'sa Kevlar Snuggie of America
draped around your fat,frozen asses,
daring the worldto talk shit.
"We don't useour military."
Uh, we know.We got you taken care of.
Go back to bed.
We'll wake youwhen the NHL play-offs start.