Goth Confessions - Spiders & Pancakes

  • Season 1 , Ep 01007
  • 01/15/2014
  • Views: 1,728

The comedians must guess which admissions goth kids made to their webcams. (1:49)

"GOTH CONFESSIONS."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

A SEARCH FOR THE TERM "GOTH

CONFESSIONS" YIELDS 15,000

RESULTS ON YOUTUBE, WHICH IS

STILL ONLY 2,800 RESULTS LESS

THAN "CAKE FARTS," WHICH

I DO NOT RECOMMEND YOU SEARCH,

BUT GOOD JOB, GOTHS.

I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A YOUTUBE

VIDEO FROM A YOUNG GOTH MAKING A

CONFESSION AND I'LL GIVE YOU TWO

CHOICES AND YOU HAVE TO TELL ME

WHICH IS THE REAL CONFESSION.

FOR 250 POINTS YOU'LL GET THAT.

LET'S BEGIN.

"I REALLY LIKE THE BAND

EVANESCENCE" OR "MY FAVORITE

ACTOR IS JAMIE KENNEDY."

>> "I REALLY LIKE THE BAND

EVANESCENCE."

NO ONE FEELS THE OTHER WAY.

>> I REALLY LIKE THE BAND

EVANESCENCE.

(APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: LOOK AT THAT EYELINER.

YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE HER FEATURES,

SHE'S SO GOTHED OUT.

POINTS TO YOU, NIKKI GLASER.

NEXT ONE, "I DON'T LIKE SPIDERS"

OR "I CAN'T DIFFERENTIATE

BETWEEN PANCAKES AND FRENCH

TOAST."

RON FUNCHES?

>> IT HAS TO BE "CAN'T

DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN PANCAKES

AND FRENCH TOAST" BECAUSE I HAVE

THAT PROBLEM ALL THE TIME.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: BUT WOULD YOU CONSIDER

YOURSELF GOTH?

>> A LITTLE BIT.

>> Chris: A LITTLE BIT GOTH.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S FIND OUT.

>> I DON'T LIKE SPIDERS.

THEY'RE DARK AND MACABRE AND

WHATEVER, I DON'T LIKE THEM.

(LAUGHING)

>> Chris: YOU LISTEN TO ME,

GOTH!

THE VERY FABRIC OF YOUR

EXISTENCE DEMANDS THAT YOU LIKE

SPIDERS!

IN YOUR HAIR AND EVERYWHERE!

>> SHE DOESN'T LIKE FRAMES,

EITHER.

>> Chris: MORE PLACES FOR

SPIDERS TO HIDE!

A FRAME IS A SPIDER HOUSE!

>> HER FACE HAS A FRAME, THOUGH.

>> Chris: HER FACE IS FRAMED,

YES.

HER FACE IS FRAMED BY SPIDERS.

IT LOOKS LIKE HER FACE IS FRAMED

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