Sheng Wang - Next Level

  • Season 15 , Ep 4
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 15,918

Most of Sheng Wang's friends are sexually active adults. (1:50)

I'VE GOT A BUDDY,MY FRIEND.

HE'S A 30-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN...DOES NOT MASTURBATE.

SEEMS TO FEELMORALLY SUPERIOR

BECAUSE OF HISSEXUAL RESTRAINT...

BUT HE TOLD ME THAT HESTILL GETS WET DREAMS...

WHICH MAKES ME THINKHE'S JUST A LAZY DUDE.

[audience laughter]

HE'S NOT PUREOR RIGHTEOUS.

HE'S MORE LIKEA PROFESSIONAL.

[audience laughter]

HE'S LIKE, "HEY, DUDE,I CAN DO THIS IN MY SLEEP."

[audience laughter]

"I'M CATCHIN'Zs AND AN O.

[audience laughter]

BUT, UH, MOST OF MY FRIENDSARE SEXUALLY ACTIVE ADULTS...

[audience laughter]

...BUT SOME OF THEM--SOME OF THEM

ARE A LITTLE MOREADVANCED, YOU KNOW?

SOME OF THEM AREON THIS NEXT LEVEL

WHERE IT'S HARDERFOR ME TO RELATE.

LIKE, YOU ASK MY FRIEND,PEDRO, "WHAT ARE YOU INTO?

"WHAT TURNSYOU ON, RIGHT?"

AND PEDROWILL-WILL BE LIKE,

"WELL, HONESTLY,I LIKE IT DOGGY-STYLE,

"BUT WITH ONE LEG

"SLIGHTLY MORE EXTENDEDTHAN THE OTHER ONE,

"SO THAT IN ADDITIONTO HER BUTT,

"THERE'S ALSOFURTHER CONTACT

"BETWEEN HER INNERTHIGH AND MY BALLS."

[audience laughter]

I'M LIKE, "WHAT"...

[audience laughter]

..."THE HELL...

..."IS DOGGY STYLE?"

[audience laughter]

[cheers and applause]

YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW,YOU KNOW WHAT TURNS ME ON?

GIRLS.

[audience laughter]

YEAH, I LIKE GIRLS GIVIN' MEA LITTLE BIT OF, YOU KNOW...

CONSENT.

[audience laughter]

MY FAVORITEPOSITION IS...

MUTUAL AGREEMENT STYLE.

YOU GUYSBEEN AWESOME.

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