Eric Ingram - Pitbull Scare

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 3,610

Eric Ingram runs into a pitbull without a leash or an owner. (1:27)

JUST GOING TO THE STORE,MINDING MY BUSINESS,

AND A PIT BULL WALKSACROSS THE STREET.

I DON'T SEE A LEASH,

AND I DON'T SEE THE OWNER.

AND AS SOON AS ITHOUGHT THAT, THEPIT BULL WAS LIKE...

GRRRR...

I WAS LIKE, OH, OH, WAIT,WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE,

I SAW THE SPECIAL ONTHE DISCOVERY CHANNEL,

THEY SAID... IF YOU AREEVER ATTACKED BY A DOG,

LOOK HIM IN THE EYE, ANDPUNCH HIM IN THE NOSE.

AND THE DOG MUST'VE HEARDWHAT I WAS THINKING,

'CAUSE THE DOG WAS LIKE...

OH, YEAH?

WELL, LET'S TESTOUT THIS THEORY.

RIGHT, AND YOU KNOWHOW YOU SEE DOGSABOUT TO WIND UP,

AND THEY JUSTTIGHTEN UP THEIR BODY,

I WAS LIKE, "AWWW, MAN."

THEN-THEN MY BRAINWAS LIKE, "ERIC,WAIT A MINUTE, MAN!

"YOU 6'4", 230, MAN,

YOU AIN'T AFRAID OF NOLITTLE 70 POUND DOG!"

I WAS LIKE... YEAH,MAN, YOU RIGHT!

I AIN'T SCAREDOF YOU, BABY!

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

YOU WANT A PIECEOF ME, MAN?

COME ON!

THAT'S WHAT I SAID INSIDE.

BUT WHAT CAME OUT WAS...

AAAAAHHH!

AAAAAAAHHH!

RIGHT?

AND THEN THE DOG CAMEALL THE WAY UP TO ME,

HE WAS LIKE... MAN,I'M JUST PLAYING,

RELAX, I'M JUSTPLAYING... GOD.

YOU A BIG DUDE, YOUAIN'T SUPPOSED TOBE SACRED OF ME.

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