My wife is from a placecalled Sullivan's Island,
It is one of my favoriteplaces on earth.
It is a little beach communitynear Charleston, South Carolina.
First time she took me tothat place I fell in love
with it immediately.
She took me to the beach.
We parked at a placecalled the Sand Dunes Club.
She said that's theSand Dunes Club.
It is a private functionhall for employees of the
South CarolinaElectric Company.
Now, I havechecked this and I have
double-checked this,and it checks out.
This is true, and yet howcan that be true, right?
How are the employees of theSouth Carolina Electric Company
having so many parties--
--that at somepoint someone said,
(southern accent) y'all,we need a dedicated space.
I mean,this is nuts.
Will I see you at the SandDunes Club this evening?
Party season is open.
All manner of electricalpeople will be there.
Take care to wear yourrubber sole tuxedo.
I hear tell they have a punchbowl filled with lightning.