Nick Swardson - When We're Old

  • Season 10 , Ep 14
  • 04/06/2006
  • Views: 16,252

Nick Swardson will curse and listen to rap when he's old. (1:52)

WITH MY GRANDMA, THERE'S GONNA

BE NO DIGNITY LEFT IN OLD

PEOPLE, LIKE BY THE TIME MY

GENERATION GETS OLD.

IT'S WEIRD.

YOU KNOW, LIKE, OLD PEOPLE NOW

ARE SO SWEET AND NICE.

YOU KNOW, LIKE, I CAN'T SWEAR AT

MY GRANDMA.

YOU KNOW?

EVEN IF I'M LIKE "OH, THAT

SUCKS," MY MOM IS LIKE "SHH.

DON'T SAY THAT, NOT AROUND

GRANDMA.

THAT'S NOT WHAT WE SAY AROUND

GRANDMA.

THOSE ARE NOT WORDS WE USE

AROUND GRANDMA.

THAT'S NOT WHAT WE SAY.

YOU KNOW THAT."

BUT IT'S LIKE I SWEAR ALL THE

TIME.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S HOW I'M GONNA

BE WHEN I'M OLD.

YOU KNOW, MY GRANDSON'S GONNA BE

LIKE "HEY, GRANDPA.

WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE ZOO.

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE ZOO?"

"OH, WHAT?

THE ZOO?

OH, (BLEEP) THAT.

(LAUGHTER)

I'M NOT (BLEEP) GOING TO THE

ZOO.

WHAT ARE YOU, GAY?

(LAUGHTER)

THE ZOO?"

"MOM! GRANDPA SAID I WAS GAY!"

"DON'T TELL ON ME, BITCH.

(LAUGHTER)

STUPID.

WHERE'S MY DR. DRE CD?"

(LAUGHTER)

HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY DRE CD?"

THAT'S ANOTHER THING.

LIKE OLD PEOPLE ARE GONNA LISTEN

TO RAP IN THE FUTURE.

LIKE HOW WEIRD IS THAT?

THEY ARE.

THAT'S-- YOU KNOW, LIKE, YOU

LISTEN TO THE MUSIC THAT YOU HAD

WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP.

IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE MY

GRANDMA NOW.

SHE IS ALWAYS LIKE, "I'M GONNA

PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR EVERYONE.

LET'S HEAR SOME MUSIC.

ALL RIGHT.

HERE WE GO..."

(SCAT SINGING ALONG)

(LAUGHTER)

BUT I'M GONNA BE, LIKE, "ALL

RIGHT.

LET'S HEAR SOME MUSIC.

HERE WE GO, EVERYBODY.

HOW DOES THIS SOUND?

(MIMICKING RAP MUSIC)

♪ BITCH, HO.

"I LOVE THAT SONG.

YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS A HO."

(LAUGHTER)

ALL RIGHT.

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