WITH MY GRANDMA, THERE'S GONNA
BE NO DIGNITY LEFT IN OLD
PEOPLE, LIKE BY THE TIME MY
GENERATION GETS OLD.
IT'S WEIRD.
YOU KNOW, LIKE, OLD PEOPLE NOW
ARE SO SWEET AND NICE.
YOU KNOW, LIKE, I CAN'T SWEAR AT
MY GRANDMA.
YOU KNOW?
EVEN IF I'M LIKE "OH, THAT
SUCKS," MY MOM IS LIKE "SHH.
DON'T SAY THAT, NOT AROUND
GRANDMA.
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE SAY AROUND
GRANDMA.
THOSE ARE NOT WORDS WE USE
AROUND GRANDMA.
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE SAY.
YOU KNOW THAT."
BUT IT'S LIKE I SWEAR ALL THE
TIME.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S HOW I'M GONNA
BE WHEN I'M OLD.
YOU KNOW, MY GRANDSON'S GONNA BE
LIKE "HEY, GRANDPA.
WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE ZOO.
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE ZOO?"
"OH, WHAT?
THE ZOO?
OH, (BLEEP) THAT.
(LAUGHTER)
I'M NOT (BLEEP) GOING TO THE
ZOO.
WHAT ARE YOU, GAY?
(LAUGHTER)
THE ZOO?"
"MOM! GRANDPA SAID I WAS GAY!"
"DON'T TELL ON ME, BITCH.
(LAUGHTER)
STUPID.
WHERE'S MY DR. DRE CD?"
(LAUGHTER)
HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY DRE CD?"
THAT'S ANOTHER THING.
LIKE OLD PEOPLE ARE GONNA LISTEN
TO RAP IN THE FUTURE.
LIKE HOW WEIRD IS THAT?
THEY ARE.
THAT'S-- YOU KNOW, LIKE, YOU
LISTEN TO THE MUSIC THAT YOU HAD
WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP.
IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE MY
GRANDMA NOW.
SHE IS ALWAYS LIKE, "I'M GONNA
PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR EVERYONE.
LET'S HEAR SOME MUSIC.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO..."
(SCAT SINGING ALONG)
(LAUGHTER)
BUT I'M GONNA BE, LIKE, "ALL
RIGHT.
LET'S HEAR SOME MUSIC.
HERE WE GO, EVERYBODY.
HOW DOES THIS SOUND?
(MIMICKING RAP MUSIC)
♪ BITCH, HO.
"I LOVE THAT SONG.
YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS A HO."
(LAUGHTER)
ALL RIGHT.