Wheels, Ontario - University in America

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 02/04/2014
  • Views: 6,746

While visiting an American university, Mikey tries to understand his host's sense of humor, and Tunes learns what being a disabled single mom is like south of the border. (2:00)

WE GOT A GUEST, A PROSPY,STAYING THE NIGHT.

- I'M MIKEY, BUT ALL MY FRIENDSAT HOME CALL ME LEGS.

- LEGS.

WHAT, ARE YOU ON THE TRACK TEAMOR SOMETHING?

- OH, NO, NO.

CANADA CANCELLED TRACK

AFTER BEN JOHNSON SHAMEDOUR COUNTRY BY CHEATING.

[laughter]

- I GUESS WE'RE NOT USEDTO YOUR CANADIAN COMEDY.

- I GET IT, I GUESS.

[babies crying]

- MACKEREL, TRIPLETS.

THREE TIMES THE BLESSING.

- YEAH,AT THREE TIMES THE COST.

- I ADMIRE YOUR STRENGTH.

I THOUGHT BLIND PEOPLEWORE GLASSES.

- OH.

WELL, MY BLINDNESS WASA PREEXISTING CONDITION,

SO MY INSURANCEDOESN'T COVER IT.

I HAD TO BUY THE CANE MYSELF.

- PEACE OUT.

[school bell rings]

- SO HOW ARE YOU ENJOYINGYOUR TIME HERE SO FAR?

- OH, IT'S QUITE COOL.

IT'S DIFFERENTTHAN OUR CAFETORIUM, THOUGH.

OH, HELLO.

CAN I HAVE A SOFT BOIL WITHTHE BACK BACON ON BROWN BREAD,

A SACK OF KETCHUP CHIPS,AND, UH, A BAG OF HOMO MILK?

- [laughs]HOMO MILK?

- YEAH, 3% HOMOGENIZED MILK.

- SO JUST GET HIMSOME REGULAR MILK, MANNY.

- SORRY.SORRY.

- IT'S ALL RIGHT.MANNY'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

- YOU KEEP YOUR MILK IN BAGS?

- YEAH.WELL, HOW WOULD YOU STORE IT?

- WHY DON'T YOU PUT 'EMIN CARTONS?

- BECAUSE WE KEEP IT IN A BAG.

- YOU CAN'T KEEP MILK IN A BAG.

- OH, HEY, TOONS.WHERE'S BECCA?

- OH, SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT.

NURSING FOR THREE TAKES HOURS.

- OH, MY.- MIND IF I JOIN YOU?

- YEAH.- ACTUALLY, THIS TABLE'S FULL.

I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND A GOODPARKING SPOT, TOON-BUGGY.

- TOON-BUGGY?

- YEAH, YOU DODO BIRD.

- HEY, DARREN!

THEY GOT THE BAKED ONES.

- [laughs]

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