Extended - Nate Bargatze - Home Invasion Defense Strategy

Nate Bargatze: Full Time Magic Season 1, Ep 101 05/02/2015 Views: 2,084

Nate Bargatze and his wife are ready to defend their home at a moment's notice. (1:20)

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I guess, the house.

I guess.I don't know.

If someone comes in,we have--

I don't have a gunto protect us.

I have a pocketknife.

That's what I havenext to the bed.

Like,that could do nothing.

I could hope to aggravate himat best, you know?

Like, I'd cut him,and he would just rip my shirt.

And then he would killboth of us.

That's best-case scenariowith a--

I don't know how to use thisknife in the middle of the day,

much less I'm gonna wake upout of a dead sleep

and have some kind of knifeskill I've never had before.

[laughter]

So what we do is, we sleepstrategically in our bed

to, like, preparefor an attack.

You know, like, I'm here;like, she's here.

She's, like, closer to the door,but...

It's--you know.

She doesn't even knowthere's a strategy, so...

[laughter]

It just--[laughs]

So the plan is, is, like,the guy's gonna come in, right,

and she's gonna lunge at him.

She'll lunge.

She'll probably be like,"Oh, it felt like I got pushed,"

and I'll be like, "Well, youdon't know what lunging means."

[laughter and applause]

She'll lunge.

She'll put up a good fight,all right?

At least a good enough fight

that I can be practicingwith my knife on my side.

Just a little, you know,ready for him.

That's when--[laughs]