Clinton Jackson - Energy Drinks

  • Season 8 , Ep 24
  • 05/20/2004
  • Views: 7,351

They don't tell you what happens if you drink four energy drinks. (0:51)

I GREW UP IN OAKLAND,

CALIFORNIA, RIGHT?

BORN AND RAISED.

AND I LIVE IN L.A. NOW, RIGHT?

BUT-- WE TAKE TRIPS UP.

MATTER FACT, WE WENT UP FROM

L.A. TO SAN FRANCISCO AND IT'S

ABOUT A SIX-HOUR TRIP, RIGHT?

IT WAS LATE.

MY WIFE'S ASLEEP 'CAUSE SHE'S

USELESS IN THE CAR KEEPING ME

COMPANY.

[LAUGHTER]

RIGHT?

WE DRIVE UP.

AND I WAS TRIED SO I GOT ME

ONE OF THEM ENERGY DRINKS.

I FIGURED I'D PULL OVER AND

TRY A COUPLE OF THEM.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING

ABOUT.

THEM LITTLE CARBONATED THINGS

THAT TELL YOU THEY GIVE YOU

BOOST, GIVE YOU ENERGY, RIGHT?

GIVE YOU WINGS.

YEAH, IF YOU DRINK ONE OF

THEM.

WHAT THEY DON'T TELL YOU,

IF YOU DRINK FOUR OF THEM YOU

LIABLE TO BE OUT ON THE HOOD

OF THE CAR NAKED.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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