Good things are happening to me.
I was on YouTube today.
19,000 hits today on YouTube.Thank you.
(cheering and applause)
Uh, I uploaded 20,000 videos.
So it works out in my favor.
Next year I'm gonna beon Armenian Idol Um...
I'm retiring these bits.
I work out.
I bench-pressed 250 poundstoday.
(cheering and applause)Thank you.
Uh, at Curves.
Her name was Sheila.She fell off the LifeCycle.
And I got her back up.
We hugged and had a smoothie.
Went to college, tookthe Scholastic Aptitude Test.
You get 300 pointsfor just signing your name.
I signed my name three timesand walked out.
And that's why I workedat Red Robin for two years.
Smart guy, went to college--Arizona State University!
(applause and cheering)
Communications. Got it.
The Asian kids would cheatoff me.
I got back at them.I cheated off them.
Unfortunatelyit was in driver's ed, so, um...
Are you kidding me?!
I've done that jokein San Francisco.
I've done that jokein Vancouver.
I've done that joke in Bangkok,and I come here,
and you shut me down?
You don't do that.
I'll fight youout on Boylston Street.
You don't do that to me.
I'm blue collar Jewish.
I'm a good guy.
I download all my music legally.
But I stole my iPod, so, uh...
(laughter and applause)