Tyrone Biggums's Classroom Visit - Uncensored

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 01/29/2003
  • Views: 410,783

In order to promote drug awareness, Tyrone visits a local middle school. (4:31)

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Y'ALL TELL ANYBODY,I'LL KILL YOU !

I'LL KILL YOU !

♪ THE GOOFIESTCRACKHEAD IN THE TOWN ♪

PEANUT BUTTERAND CRACK SANDWICH !

♪ HE KICKED HIS HABITBACK IN THE JOINT ♪

♪ NOW HE'S BACK ON POINT ♪

LOOK OUT, CRACK,HERE I COME !

( crashing )

♪ HE'S FINALLY HOMEHE'S TYRONE ♪

( narrator )THIS WEEK, TYRONE VISITSA LOCAL MIDDLE SCHOOL

TO PROMOTE DRUG AWARENESS.

WE HAVE A VERYSPECIAL SURPRISE TODAY.

LET'S HEAR IT FORTYRONE BIGGUMS !

( applauding )

HI, KIDS !

THANK YOU VERY MUCH,TEACHER !

IT IS TRULY ANHONOR AND A PRIVILEGE

FOR ME TO BE HERE ATPINEHURST SCHOOL,

OR WHATEVER YOURSCHOOL IS CALLED TODAY.

I SAY IT'S A PRIVILEGE,

BECAUSE IT'S A VIOLATION OF MYPAROLE TO BE AROUND CHILDREN.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT.

HELLO, LITTLE BOYSAND LITTLE GIRLS.

MM, MM, MM.

KIDS, Y'ALLARE LOOKING AT A DEAD MAN.

I SHOULD NOT BE IN FRONTOF YOU TODAY !

DRUGS AND ALCOHOLHAVE RUINED MY LIFE.

I STARTED DOING DRUGS WHEN I WASLITTLE, JUST LIKE YOU, FELLOW.

ME AND MYFRIENDS WOULD GO HOME

AND SMOKE MARIJUANAAFTER SCHOOL.

CAN YOU SAY MARIJUANA ?

( all the children )MARIJUANA.

THAT'S WHAT I WAS SMOKING.

SOMETIMES, DIPPEDIN EMBALMING FLUID.

AND ME AND MY FRIENDS WOULDLAUGH AND GIGGLE

AND EAT ALLTHE COOKIES !

IT WAS TERRIBLE.

TERRIBLE.

I CAN DEFINITELY SAY,

HE WAS THE ABSOLUTEWORST ANTI-DRUG SPEAKER

IN THE HISTORY OF DRUGS.

THEN I UPGRADED TOA LITTLE DRUG CALLED ACID--

VERY INEXPENSIVE AND AFFORDABLE.

EVEN YOUNG CHILDREN COULDAFFORD IT-- IT'S SO BAD.

I DID TWO HITS OF THATAND BUGS BUNNY AND SCOOBY DOO

AND ALL MY FAVORITE CARTOONHEROES CAME TO MY ROOM

AND ATE COOKIES WITH MEAND SANG SONGS FOR 16 HOURS.

GOD DAMN, TALKING ABOUT--

♪ TYRONE GO CLEAN UPYOUR ROOM ♪

AND MICKEY MOUSE WASDOING THE BASS LINE LIKE THIS,

♪ BA BA BA BOO,BA BA BA BOO ♪♪

AND THEN, HE BASICALLYTOLD THEM

WHERE AND HOWTO BUY THE STUFF.

WE ALL KNOW WE CAN SNEAK INTOOUR MAMA'S ROOM

WHEN SHE'S SLEEPING,

AND TAKE $5, $10,MAYBE $20 OUT HER PURSE,

RUN ON DOWN TO THIRD STREET,CATCH THE "D" BUS DOWNTOWN,

AND MEET A LATIN AMERICANFELLOW NAMED MARTINEZ--

WE KNOW THAT !

AND WE KNOW THAT MARTINEZ'STUFF IS THE BOMB !

KIDS, DRUGSIS ALL AROUND YOU.

HOW WILL I KNOW WHENDRUGS AROUND,

YOU MIGHTBE ASKING.

WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, USE YOURMAGIC MARKERS.

WHAT YOU THINK THISIS, SOME KIND OF CRAYON ?

NO.

TAKE THAT CAP OFF AND SNIFF IT.AND YOU BE HIGH.

AND THESE LITTLE ONESARE 10 AND 11 YEARS OLD.

YOU !

YOU KNOW WHAT DOG FOODTASTES LIKE ?

DO YOU ?

IT TASTES JUSTLIKE IT SMELLS...

DELICIOUS !

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOWI GO TO THE BATHROOM.

HA, HA, HA, HA !

HA !

( farting )

I THOUGHTTHE WORST WAS OVER.

I WAS MISTAKEN.

THAT, CHILDREN,WAS THE FIRST TIME

I SUCKED A DICKFOR CRACK.

BUT IT WOULDN'T BE THE LAST.

WHY, ONE TIME,I SEEN MARTINEZ--

I'M TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING.

THANK YOU FOR THAT LOVELYAND MOVING AND GRAPHIC STORY.

YOU'RE WELCOME,TEACHER BITCH !

I'M NOT FINISHED,BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

UM, CAN I GET CASHFOR THIS ?

I GOT SOME ERRANDS TO RUN,

AND I DON'T THINKI'M GONNA MAKE THE BANK.

UM, UH, UH--

IT'S MY MONEY, BITCH !

I EARNED IT !

GIVE ME MYSPEAKER'S FEE !

THANK YOU,KIDS !

GOODBYE !

♪ HE'S BEEN AWAY FOR AWHILEBUT HE'S BACK AROUND ♪

♪ THE GOOFIESTCRACKHEAD IN THE TOWN ♪

♪ HE KICKED HIS HABITBACK IN THE JOINT ♪

♪ NOW HE'S BACK ON POINT ♪

♪ HE'S FINALLY HOMEHE'S TYRONE ♪

( cheering )

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