Sandra Bernhard - Chinese Cosmetology

Brett Butler & Nick DiPaolo Season 1, Ep 0137 02/24/1992 Views: 2,791

Rim is an all-purpose word. (1:52)

FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS

CHINESE COSMETOLOGYHAS INVESTED IN BEAUTY.

AND NOW, IN THE 21st CENTURY,IT IS PAYING OFF.

WHOO, GLISTENING, BEAUTIFUL.

TONIGHT IS A CHINESE THEME,OR SHOULD WE SAY ASIAN

BECAUSE I HAVE DEEP RESPECTFOR THE ASIAN CULTURE.

YES, WE SHOULD, THANK YOU.

BECAUSE WE ARE, AFTER ALL,ON THE PACIFIC RIM.

PACIFIC RIM SHOT.

( drum roll noise )

WE LOVE THE WORD "RIM."

IT'S AN ALL-PURPOSE WORD.

WHOA!

BUT WE REALLY SHOULDEMBRACE THE ASIAN CULTURE

BECAUSE LOS ANGELES HAD...

I LOVE THE WAY YOU'RE AGREEING

BECAUSE WHAT ARE YOU

LIKE A SPECIALISTIN MULTICULTURAL ACTIVITIES?

SHE HAS A WHOLE THING GOING.

SHE'S GOING,"YES, THAT'S RIGHT.

"POLITICAL CORRECTNESSIS DEFINITELY

THE THEME OF THE EVENING."

AND I AGREE, IT IS.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE OF,MAYBE, SOUTH AMERICAN DESCENT.

Woman:LATIN.

LATIN, YES.

WELL, I GOT SPECIFIC...I GOT PACIFIC RIM ON YOU.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

Woman:NEW MEXICO.

NEW MEXICO, OKAY.

YOU'RE INVOLVING THE NEWESTOF THE LATIN CULTURES.

NEW MEXICO.

( applause )

WELL, I HAVE A FONDNESS FOR THELATINO THING, SO... OF COURSE.

AND YOUR NAILS

WHICH I MIGHT ADD ARE ADDING NEWDIMENSION TO THE LATIN CULTURE.

OH, THE ASIANS DO IT.

ISN'T THAT JUST TYPICAL OFTHE LATINS TO ABUSE THE ASIANS.

YOU SEE, TYPICAL...

WE'LL GET INTOALL THE RACES TONIGHT.

THE RAISHES, OH...