Dr. Armond - Questioned by Detective Smart

  • Season 2 , Ep 3
  • 01/28/2014
  • Views: 7,141

The police grill Dr. Armond about the murder of his wife and his lack of facial expressions. (1:59)

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I'M GUILTY.- OH, DEAR GOD.

- GUILTY OF FALLING

FOR ONE OF THE MOSTBEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD.

- [laughing]OH, ARMOND.

- I DIDN'T MURDER HER, KELSEY.

I NEED YOU TO BELIEVE ME.

BUT JUST IN CASE,MAYBE GET A WHITE BRONCO.

[doorbell rings]

- ARMOND, THE COPS ARE HERE.

AM I GONNA MISS SHANNON?

HELL NO.THAT BITCH WAS WACK.

YOU KNOW, REST IN PEACE.

MAKE ME A FEAST, HO.

[device beeps]

- DR. ARMOND,THIS IS OFFICER LONG.

I'M DETECTIVE SMART.

- YOU MUST BE TO RISETO THE RANK OF DETECTIVE.

- THIS IS MY BEAUTIFUL SONROMAN.

[smack]

- WELL, YOU MUST VERY PROUD.

- FIRST, I HAD TO CONVINCETHIS DETECTIVE

THAT I HADN'T MURDEREDMY WIFE.

BUT ALMOST MORE IMPORTANTLY,

I HAD TO MAKE SURE THAT MY SONHAD THE BREAKFAST HE SO DESIRED.

- WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRSTDISCOVERED YOUR WIFE'S BODY?

- I WAS DECIDINGWHETHER TO SEVER HER...

- [screams]

- TIES TO ME.

[squeak]

- DO YOU HAVE ANY ACCESSTO SEDATIVES OR DRUGS?

- ONLY ENOUGH TO KILL A HORSE.

[whip cracks,horse neighs]

- YOU'RE NOT INTIMIDATING MEWITH YOUR FANCY SHIRT.

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.- IS IT OKAY IF I GO?

- I JUST PREPAREDA FEAST FOR YOU.

- I'M NOT EATING THAT.

I'M GOING TO CHICK CLUBWITH MY FRIENDS.

THIS LOOKS LIKE [bleep].

- BUT THE JOKE'S ON HIM.

MORE FOR ME.

- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

LIKE, YOUR FACEISN'T EVEN MOVING.

YOUR WIFE JUST DIED.

- WHAT WOULD BEA MORE APPROPRIATE THING

FOR ME TO DO WITH MY FACE?

- HAVE IT MOVE.

- [howling]

SINCE MY TEAR DUCTSARE NOW CLOSED,

THE ONLY WAY I CAN CRYIS THROUGH MY MOUTH.

[howling]

[overlapping howling]

- I FORGOT TO HANG UP,OLD FRIEND.

I'M SENDING OVER MY LAWYERZACK SWORD.

[sword unsheathes]- I'VE NEVER LOST A CASE.

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