This is gonna be good.
Do we reallyhave to do this?
Yes, we're notcommunicating.
We need help.
Yeah, we're notcommunicating.
I don't even know whatyou're saying right now.
Hi, I'm Chrissy Teigen.
I'm so sorryabout the wait.
Come on in.Thank you so muchfor seeing us.
It's gonnabe fine.
So let's get started.
First of all, how longhave you two been together?
Four years.Well, we had a good run,if that's what you mean.
Well, I think it's greatyou guys are both here.
It shows thatthis relationship
is something that's importantto the both of you.
I'm sorry,aren't you a model?
She's a supermodel.
You sound like a realass(bleep) right now.
I actually was a model,
but now I'm a clinicalsocial worker
and I really love it.
You know, I'm reallyenjoying this now
and I mean, who wantsto ride a horse naked
for the cameraall the time?
I'd rather justdo that on my own.
And as you know, modelingis great,
but you hit 27and suddenly, you're old.
Oh, that's not old.
Yeah, but you'rea drinker.
All right, so let's talk aboutwhat brought you two here.
You know, when,when Amy gets jealous,
I get reallyfrustrated.
So I have to like,you know,
go to the gym and thenI gotta sweat it out.
Well, I, I feel likehe's cheating on me.
You just need to learnto believe that I'm not.
Uh, well, these soundlike two very conflictingperspectives, obviously--
Can you put your glassesback on, please?
No, no, no.
No,don't do that.
Okay, uh, well, he never has sexwith me, like at all.
It's becauseI don't want to.
And Amy, how doesthat make you feel?
That makes me feel unattractive,Chrissy Teigen.
You know what, Kevin,maintaining self-esteemfor a woman
can be really difficult.
I think we all feela little bit ugly sometimes.
All right, I wantto try a role play.
I'm going to be Amy.
Kevin, I'd like youto say to me
all the things that you'dlike to do to Amy in bed.
I don't think that'sa good idea for us--
First, I want to kissyou for hours.
And then I wantto run my fingers
through your long,dark hair.
And thenI wanna drive you crazy
by licking you in placesno other man,
including John Legend,
has ever touchedbefore.
All right,why don't you now
say those thingsdirectly to Amy?
I think she got it.
I don't thinkthis is helping at all.
So it's agreed.We're on a break.
You know what I liketo do sometimes is kind of
finish off the sessionwith just one of you.
I think that would bethe smartest deal here.
Amy, you'll takea Citi Bike home, right?
I've never even useda Citi Bike.
It's really easy.You just use a credit card.
Actually, Kevin, I think it'sbest if I finish with Amy,
but, um, you know what?
My business cardsare still being made.
But all my informationis on this for you.
Oh, my God.Thank you.
We have a calendar--
Wow,this has everything.
I will put thisto use.
Great, and thenI will see you Monday.
Perfect.I will see you then.
See you at home.See you.
Girl,don't blow this, girl.
That man out thereis a total catch.
You need to lock it down.
Oh, gross.It's a dick.