#HashtagWars - #HighSchoolIn5Words

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To celebrate the beginning of the school year, Kyle Kinane, Ron Funches and Tiffany Haddish sum up the very essence of high school in just five words. (1:36)

It's now time for tonight's#HashtagWars.

(cheers and applause)

It's back to school time and youknow what that means, savings.

Saving your b-best friend a seatat the lunch table.

Saving a freshman from a bully.

Saving your virginity for prom.

And we're gonna passthe savings on to you

with tonight's hashtag#HighschoolIn5Words.

Examples might beHidingFactThatIAmSpiderman

andSellingDrugsWithChemistryTeacher

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock and begin.

Ron.

MasturbatedVeryVeryVeryMuch.

All right, points.

Kyle.

Can'tGetPregnantFromFingering.

(laughter and applause)

HARDWICK:Ron Funches.

DryHumpingToMamboNumberFive.

HARDWICK:Points. Tiffany.

NoTitsStillNoTits.

All right, points.Ron Funches.

PleaseDon'tTouchMyHair.

I went to a white school.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

(laughs)

Me, too.

-(laughter)-Me, too.

Kyle.

FailedMathOnTVNow.

HARDWICK:Yeah, points.

(cheers and applause)

Kyle.

SchoolShooterOrSmellyWeirdo?

HARDWICK:(bleep).

Tiffany.

MascotGotThatAss.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

Ron Funches.

LoveFeedKillResetTamagotchi.

All right, points.

Tiffany Haddish.

YouShouldHave(bleep)edMe.

HARDWICK:All right.